Stolen car found... where?

[Silas22]

How about a little game, worst/most ridiculous answers only please...

How did this happen?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotl...

[the-norseman]

rear wing caused it to take off.

[AKjr]

Hopefully the polis' can drum up some interest in the case....

[Watchthis]

That's a lot of effort to go to

[Xenoous]

I really hope a CCTV camera caught that. Curiosities need to be satisfied.

[normalbloke]

I bet the cat is missing…

[rallycross]

I’d be questioning the boys at the rugby club first - probably seemed funny at the time!

[Skodapondy]

It could be the most obvious and it fell (albeit perfectly) off the back of a lorry.

[FredericRobinson]

Car belongs to an employee of the local scrap yard, don’t nick stuff from work…

[Cliftonite]

How long did it take the Scottish police to find it?

[Turbobanana]

Typical PistonHeads - putting the Civic Type R on a pedestal.

[Mr Miata]

Quite simply whoever was involved in the theft of the vehicle has or knows someone with a flatbread truck with a crane on the back or lifting plant such as a JCB.

I’d imagine if guys wearing high vis vests and hard hats were lifting this car off the back of a flat bed truck, other people who passing by wouldn’t look twice.

[CraigyMc]

[cuprabob]

Mr Miata said:

Quite simply whoever was involved in the theft of the vehicle has or knows someone with a flatbread truck with a crane on the back or lifting plant such as a JCB.

Or maybe they just used their loaf

[Decky_Q]

Well he'll be a more considerate parker/noise nuisance etc in future, I'm guessing disgruntled neighbour would be prime suspect.

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[CraigyMc]

cuprabob said:

Mr Miata said:

Quite simply whoever was involved in the theft of the vehicle has or knows someone with a flatbread truck with a crane on the back or lifting plant such as a JCB.

Or maybe they just used their loaf

Perhaps they were fleeing Egypt and didn't have time to let dough rise.

Anyway, Scottish Sun publishing a rumour that it's a scrap metal merchant punishing an employee for nicking scrap.
--> https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/motors/10683419/c...

[Gad-Westy]

Looks like VTEC kicked in.

[Xcore]

Worlds slowest gateguardian?

[Xenoous]

It has to have been placed there, right? I've been scratching my head the last couple of days about how it ended up there...

[FredericRobinson]

Xenoous said:

It has to have been placed there, right? I've been scratching my head the last couple of days about how it ended up there...

As above, an HR issue at a local business, a look at a map will show you how local