Mungo in Cosmopolitan

[d1bble]

Last night i treated the other half to a Cosmopolitan/Birds magazine...

.....and the supplement included a "Top Blokes" feature..(eligible bachelors from a round the UK)

......she flicked from page to page...sighing..:yuk:
....and i noticed (over her shoulder)there were descriptions containing the usual..height..salary...and car...

......mostly golfs and escorts appeared...until a someone with a TVR popped up...hummm...
....First thing that came into my mind was ...is this Mungo??....did anyone else see this?..SGirl?

[d1bble]

buggar...

(must say the speed in which you reply'd was extraordinary)

[scruff4000000000]

descrptions containing the usual..height

Nope.

..salary

Nope.

...and car...

Ahh, my redeeming feature.

......mostly golf

Again, nope.

Sad but true - I don't attract Cosmo readers.

Thank fcukin H christ...

[d1bble]

Hairy Pie??..im afraid its like a "magicians chicken" at the moment....(lost a bet...so had to do it)...

....anyway...makes it look bigger

[SGirl]

did anyone else see this?..SGirl?

I'll go and buy a copy at lunchtime!! Thanks for the tip!

[d1bble]

SGirl said:

did anyone else see this?..SGirl?

I'll go and buy a copy at lunchtime!! Thanks for the tip!

im not completely sure its Cosmo...but its red and bulky...[cheeky comment] are you after a eligible bachelor SGirl?[/cheeky comment]

[SGirl]

d1bble said:
im not completely sure its Cosmo...but its red and bulky...

Tell you later - went out and bought it! This month's Cosmo is more pink than red though...

[cheeky comment] are you after a eligible bachelor SGirl?[/cheeky comment]

Why, know any??

[d1bble]

ahem....well....can i ask another cheeky question.?

....what do you look like?...(obviously in the interest of..erm...well..just curious)

.....i do have a lot of "eligible" male friends that would find you driving a Griff a turn on!

it was New Woman magazine...

[SGirl]

d1bble said:....what do you look like?...(obviously in the interest of..erm...well..just curious)

indeed.

it was New Woman magazine...

Aargh! Back to the newsagents then...

Edited to add: S'okay though. Cosmo has some interesting articles in it this month...



>> Edited by SGirl on Thursday 24th October 17:24

[Mark Benson]

S'okay though. Cosmo has some interesting articles in it this month...

- Why Men Are Crap
- 100 Crap Things Men Do
- How To Stop Your Man Being Crap
- Expensive Make-up
- How to Have Sex

[polar_ben]

S'okay though. Cosmo has some interesting articles in it this month...

- Why Men Are Crap
- 100 Crap Things Men Do
- How To Stop Your Man Being Crap
- Expensive Make-up
- How to Have Sex

[SGirl]

- Why Men Are Crap
- 100 Crap Things Men Do
- How To Stop Your Man Being Crap
- Expensive Make-up
- How to Have Sex

Almost. Let's see...

- 100 Best Beauty Buys
- The Most Daring Sex Move Ever (VPS = euphemism for... um... not telling! Go buy your own!)
- Flirting Do's and Don'ts
- 7 Ways to Fix a Broken Relationship
- Man Test - the secret signs that show he'll not stray (haven't read this yet, presumably it involves him being in hospital or something )

So there. Well worth £2.80 IMHO.

[RAW-SEWedge]

Mungo in Cosmo sounds like some doddgie over 18 version of Sesame Street..

[Bodo]

SGirl said:

- [snip]

- 100 Best Beauty Buys
- The Most Daring Sex Move Ever (VPS = euphemism for... um... not telling! Go buy your own!)
- Flirting Do's and Don'ts
- 7 Ways to Fix a Broken Relationship
- Man Test - the secret signs that show he'll not stray [/snip]

-maintaining the breed
-maintaining the breed
-maintaining the breed
-maintaining the breed
-maintaining the breed


(try to translate 'arterhaltung' if above sounds funny )

[wedg1e]

Funny that. My last wife used to read that kind of crap: 'how to run your life' by a panel of experts.

I left her.



Ian

[polar_ben]

- The Most Daring Sex Move

Lemme guess... Dirty Sanchez?

[d1bble]

mungo said:

d1bble said: ....what do you look like?...(obviously in the interest of..erm...well..just curious)

D1bble - Are you my alter ego?

well i need someone to look up to!!

.....any chance of adoption Mungo?..

[.Mark]

d1bble said:

well i need someone to look up to!!

Don't think you'll be looking up to Mungo - unless you are about 5 years old

Sorry Matt, couldn't resist!

[SGirl]

Just bought the mag. He's not a PHer, is he, this bloke? He's certainly not Mungo - Mungo looks like a Shaolin monk, he said so!

Let's just say I'm glad I've got a TVR of my own....

[d1bble]

SGirl said:
Let's just say I'm glad I've got a TVR of my own....

pourqoi?...

SGirl said: Just bought the mag. He's not a PHer, is he, this bloke? He's certainly not Mungo - Mungo looks like a Shaolin monk, he said so!

im not sure about the chap in New Woman...but if Mungo shaved his head..then so am i!!
...so i take it you have long hair SGirl!