Musk v Zuckerberg - "Fight, Fight, Fight"

[wong]

Musk has challenged Zuckerberg to a cage fight....Really.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65981876
Whose gonna win?



(I know this has been touched on in the Musk thread, but I thought it deserved a thread all of its own. )

[greygoose]

Musk is 52 and pretty overweight, whereas Zuckerberg is younger and a robot, so my money would be on Zuckerberg.

[DaveTheRave87]

The bonus is that at least 1 of them is going to be punched in the face.

[Getragdogleg]

This truly is the strangest timeline.

[dudleybloke]

Should be a laugh.

[ReallyReallyGood]

Is there a way for them both to lose?

[Mark-C]

DaveTheRave87 said:

The bonus is that at least 1 of them is going to be punched in the face.

But possibly only one which is sad ...

[bodhi]

Remember the nerdy slapping fight in Napoleon Dynamite?

Yeah, that.

[Getragdogleg]

ReallyReallyGood said:

Is there a way for them both to lose?

Yes, this !

[eharding]

ReallyReallyGood said:

Is there a way for them both to lose?

Appoint a ravenously hungry Bengal tiger as the in-cage match referee?

[TheJimi]

FFS

Zuck is an actual Jiu JItsu practitioner, with successes. Musk, as far as I can tell, has zero training at all.

Gonna be a very short bout, imo, unless Musk has training / abilities that he's kept on the QT.

[Bill]

Won't happen. Musk is just gobbing off as usual. (I suspect one of his staff has suggested it to distract him from the Titanic sub rescue.)

[Richard-390a0]

It'll be like the wrestling match between Raj & Howard in The Big Bang Theory, three hours of trash talking & no actual physical contact lol

[JagLover]

Richard-390a0 said:

It'll be like the wrestling match between Raj & Howard in The Big Bang Theory, three hours of trash talking & no actual physical contact lol

Isn't zuckerberg a fitness fanatic and also someone who does similar in his spare time?

[MiniMan64]

JagLover said:

Richard-390a0 said:

It'll be like the wrestling match between Raj & Howard in The Big Bang Theory, three hours of trash talking & no actual physical contact lol

Isn't zuckerberg a fitness fanatic and also someone who does similar in his spare time?

Indeed, see the image above.

[TheJimi]

Richard-390a0 said:

It'll be like the wrestling match between Raj & Howard in The Big Bang Theory, three hours of trash talking & no actual physical contact lol

Zuck can actually fight.

[768]

Musk is 6'2 and Zuckerberg 5'7, which levels the playing field a little. Probably not enough for Musk anytime soon though.

[smithyithy]

Back in the day, you'd have to rely on Celebrity Deathmatch to make an episode for this.

What a time to be alive...

[ChemicalChaos]

TheJimi said:

Zuck is an actual Jiu JItsu practitioner, with successes. Musk, as far as I can tell, has zero training at all.

Gonna be a very short bout, imo,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_9gHzW8vo

[Sheepshanks]

Isn't Musk a saffer? I've met a few and they were mostly full of aggression.