Free NHS penis enlargement therapy for 4x4 owners

[Horsey McHorseface]

This might be a better angle for the JSO brigade to adopt


Full story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12288041/...

[Cold]

But then I'd need an even bigger car to carry my even more enormous sausage around. It's inconvenient enough as it is.

[E63eeeeee...]

Usual high quality Daily Mail reporting there, first he's mortified, then he's baffled, but it turns out he's really not either, he's actually not bothered at all and in fact has some sympathy for the protests.

The fking state of the UK media.

[IroningMan]

Most of the SUVs I see are being driven by women.

[smithyithy]

IroningMan said:

Most of the SUVs I see are being driven by women.

The penis thing could still apply in that case

[theboss]

IroningMan said:

Most of the SUVs I see are being driven by women.

They have penises too.

[georgeyboy12345]

Excellent compo face

[valiant]

Free you say?

[Horsey McHorseface]

valiant said:

Free you say?

If you’ve got a 4x4. Sounds like you’ve got a little Jimny?

[Triumph Man]

I too have a discovery 4 - where do I sign up for my free enlargement

[InitialDave]

Horsey McHorseface said:

If you’ve got a 4x4. Sounds like you’ve got a little Jimny?

Panda 4x4 owners:

[Speed addicted]

Is it still available if you don’t live in a city but occasionally need to go to one?
Asking for a friend

[Debaser]

The worst thing is that it’s not even remotely amusing.

[Sport220]

In other good news today:

Paris to charge SUV drivers higher parking fees to tackle ‘auto-besity’
Size, weight and motor will be taken into account as councillors target ‘dangerous, cumbersome’ vehicles

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/11/pari...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/07/11/...

[Paul Lazzaro]

Anyone know where I can buy a cheap 4x4?

[Mr Whippy]

EmailAddress said:

Do people still do this 'gas guzzling' st.

Despite the fact they have no idea how many miles are being driven.

Morons.

The government do it that way too.

Yes, they’re morons too, but you can’t blame society for adopting the same thinking.

[autumnsum]

Debaser said:

The worst thing is that it’s not even remotely amusing.

lol yes it is

[trashbat]

Someone's been lazy.

April 2018:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/04/17/free-nhs-penis-enla...

[Horsey McHorseface]

trashbat said:

Someone's been lazy.

April 2018:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/04/17/free-nhs-penis-enla...

Blame the DM. Love the Metro's take on it: "A poster poking fun at 4×4 drivers and their need for a ‘penis enlargement’ must have hit a raw nerve as it was vandalised within days of being erected."