Derek & Clive

[Tank Slapper]

Anyone else here a Derek & Clive fan? Just been listening to some:

Oh, dear Little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie

When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty

:hehe:

[Ahonen]

"Jump, you er, jump."

Classic stuff. The horse race is probably my favourite, from Ad Nauseum. Some of it, especially from Ad Nauseum, is a bit too unpleasant for some people, but on the whole it's hilarious.

[glocko]

The Horn and Worlds longest bogie used to have me in stitches

[eharding]

Pete and Dud, Derek and Clive. My personal
heroes. It used to be that the nasty little C
word was legally banned from publication in print,
apart from translations of the Lysistrata, the
exemption being on the grounds that to omit it
would neuter a work of great classical significance.
Well, in 2000 years I hope & pray Derek and Clive will
attract the same sentiment.

C***, London. (Well, Bracknell, actually)

[scoobz]

Is that anyway to run a f ucking ballroom?!?!

[GavinPearson]

The worst job I ever had was.....

is probably my favourite.

It makes one look at Jayne Mansfield in a whole new light.

But I also love Jump and Horse Racing.

See this:-

www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/

[c c]

Absolute classic.

[4WD]

I had that on a recorded dvd a while back. Some of it isn't all that funny. Half of it is just the shock of two blokes saying cun* for two hours solid. It's a touch basic and student imo.

Now for a proper classic on a whole different level, you want.....

The sooty show!

&

Spinal Tap.

[funinthesun]

dutch bitch?

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Awesome......

"You appear to be swerving all over the road"

"Of course I'm swerving, I'm pissed you c**t"

[anonymous-user]

You

[alexkp]

Sorry, but I always thought it was a load of utter tripe.

A sad and self-indulgent period in their lives.

[Incorrigible]

funinthesun said:

dutch bitch?

ROFL

I knew a woman in Amsterdam etc

I shall be singing that to myself all morning now

[anonymous-user]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Who are you calling sad and self indulgent? You










The first one was genuinely funny. The others descended into abusive nonsense. The last one was quite rightly described by a critic as nothing more than a cathon.

[juk]

All a bit hit & miss but some absolute gems in there as above - Cancer & Endangered Species also good stuff.

Not Derek & Clive but the Frog & Peach & Rawlings/Headmaster (?) are always good for a laugh.

[ahonen]

Incorrigible said:

funinthesun said: dutch bitch? ROFL I knew a woman in Amsterdam etc I shall be singing that to myself all morning now

"She had lobsters up the arse,
she was ing working class..."

Etc.

[Incorrigible]

And all afternoon it would appear

[Tank Slapper]

Just found this.

[simes205]

Hello Colin (along the lines of)
wife alright?
kids alright?
work ok?
Good great
bye

...cunt