Sick or what?

[camper]

So the guy phones his boss.

"Just letting you know I won't be in today".

"Why, what's wrong?"

"I'm sick".

"What do you mean you're sick - just how sick are you?"

"Well, I'm in bed with my sister!"

camper

[planetdave]

That's rubbish!


It should be


'Well right now I'm shagging the dog!'

[BliarOut]

planetdave said:

That's rubbish! It should be 'Well right now I'm shagging the dog!'

It should be:

'Well right now I'm shagging Vixpy!'