RE: Mercedes-Benz E320 | Shed of the Week
RE: Mercedes-Benz E320 | Shed of the Week
Friday 28th July 2023

Mercedes-Benz E320 | Shed of the Week

Decent, cheap W210s are few and far between in 2023, but one or two still exist...


This week we’ve got something that, like the centre section of Shed’s double bed, has hardly been used in recent memory. It’s a 1998 Mercedes E320 Avantgarde petrol with 73,000 miles on the clock.

When you say it like that it doesn’t seem all that special, but 73k in 25 years is under 3,000 a year and more remarkably it’s taken twelve years to do the last 3,000. The last owner bought it in 2004 as a six-year-old car with, Shed is guessing from the MOT history, probably 50,000 miles on it. From that history, we can see that from 2005 to 2011 the new owner was doing around 2,000 miles a year in it, and in some years fewer than that.

In 2011 the mileage graph really began to flatline. 300 miles were covered in 2011-2012 and 280 miles the year after that. Things ramped up briefly between 2013 and 2015, when 850 miles were clocked up in the first year followed by 1,400 miles in 2014-15, before the annual mileages dropped to (roughly) 60, 50, 30 and 10. Just enough to get to the MOT station and back. There was a quick squirt of 200 between 2019 and 2020 but in the last three years it’s gone back to an annual average of twenty miles.

Sorry about the numberwang there, but cars with such a low mileage normally wear exotic badges and sit in a climate-controlled environment drily gathering value. Our Shed is a £1,789 commoner’s car that’s been living the life of an exotic for the last couple of decades.

There's good and bad about this kind of motoring lifestyle. Spending as little time as possible on the salty roads of Britain should have given the W210 E-Class’s notoriously rust-prone bodywork a better chance of not dissolving, and that seems to be the case here. It’s hard to be sure from pictures and with dark paint to deal with too but Shed is going to stick his scabby old neck out and venture the opinion that this might be one of the least rusty W210s north of the Mediterranean.

Not driving a Mercedes for years on end might have seemed like a kindly policy to some long-term owners but it’s not necessarily the kindest treatment for these cars, which after years of pampering often respond well to a good old Italian tune-up on the dual carriageway.

Problems can arise on the 221hp/232lb ft 3.2 V6 with oil and coolant leaks, spark plugs, coils, water pumps, alternators, engine mounts and sensors of various flavours. Timing is by chain, which was fairly foolproof. It was a good idea to change the guides and tensioners after 200,000 miles or so, but the oil was best changed somewhat more frequently that that. The five-speed auto could leak and there could also be issues with the conductor plate if the fluid hadn’t been changed often enough (every 40-45,000 miles of so).

When it was in good shape this powertrain gave the 1,580kg E320 a 7.7sec 0-62mph time, a top speed of nearly 150mph and an average fuel consumption figure of around 27mpg. Pre-’96 W210s still had the old 217hp straight six which gave you a sense of heavy-flywheeled muscularity that wasn’t quite as obvious in later V6s like our Shed’s. Diffs could leak, signalled by weird sounds from the back of the car. The hydraulic self-levelling suspension that was only standard on the estate was brilliant as long as it wasn’t leaking.

Inside, the Avantgarde spec gave you that peculiar dull grey wood that someone at M-B thought looked great back then. Today, from a distance, it looks like plastic that’s had boiling milk thrown at it. The seats and door cards were covered in an equally nondescript but usefully bombproof textile. The cabin design was determinedly old-school and all the better for it. Build quality generally was excellent, although the steering column cover could work its way loose and the sunroof – not present here – wasn’t always rattle-free. Window regulators and brake light switches conked out, as did the ignition switches and instrumentation pixels on models that had them. As an old-time W124 owner, Shed refuses to acknowledge the existence of pixels. He believes only in things you can touch and feel, like a speedo needle, the postmistress’s suspender belt or Mrs Shed’s saucepan, not some here today, gone tomorrow electronic sprite.

Although the headlight lenses on this car look fresh and clear they do normally cloud up with what the MOT testers like to call ‘product’. They have to call it that because nobody knows what it is. The total number of advisories in the last seven years is four: two for worn tyres and two for the same non-working stop light.

There were echoes of the preceding W124’s outstanding solidity in the W210 but its paint quality wasn’t so good. If the next owner of this one wants to keep it nice they will need to either keep it out of the rain or follow the previous owner’s example of not driving it very much. Throw in a potentially sellable registration number and this Merc saloon starts to look like a good catch at under £1,800.


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RyCliff

Original Poster:

63 posts

152 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Seems like a good buy for a couple of years of cheap motoring, assuming it doesn't fall to bits the first time it sees daylight.

Nsuro80

40 posts

95 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Really interesting car. Not sure I could be bothered with engaging with the dealer who devotes 90% of their "add" to detailing how customers should not piss them off

Pflanzgarten

7,627 posts

55 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Has it seen a service in all that time though?

x5tuu

12,788 posts

217 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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The ad is special … they clearly hate their job!

As for the car, it’s a no from me, really aged badly and frankly always thought these were fugly - time has not been kind to them.

spreadsheet monkey

4,778 posts

257 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Nice little slice of late ‘90s executive saloon goodness. V6 petrol, low-ish mileage, and just enough modernity not to feel austere like the W124.

Wheels look good (no idea if they’re the correct ones for this model), and I like the dark wood and the jazzy cloth seats.

W210 Mercs are the weapon of choice in the “unlimited” category of banger racing, now that the supply of Mk2 and Mk3 Granadas has been exhausted…

soad

34,680 posts

206 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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I believe we had this dealer previously? Hilarious ad!

MOOSECORTINA

253 posts

109 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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I have been thinking of getting one of these or an estate as a run around / load lugger. I wish I was closer to the dealer just to see how grumpy they are.

Wren-went

1,063 posts

68 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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My brother in the late 90s.had an L reg E300D. At the time.it was a great car . I'd prefer this if it was a 300D or even better an E55 AMG but no.chance of buying an E55 for shed money.

MrGeoff

780 posts

202 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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"For Health and Safety of young and beautiful children, kindly try not to bring them with you"

Wow, that ad is special, another level special. Don't think I'd want to take my kids either way, sounds like not being around kids might be part of his parole.

Alickadoo

3,439 posts

53 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Do you think it is possible the trader has had bad experiences with some members of the public?

Portofino

5,365 posts

221 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Weird advert. Reads like some sort of hazardous experience.

Turbobanana

8,462 posts

231 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Alickadoo said:
Do you think it is possible the trader has had bad experiences with some members of the public?
It's bizarre, isn't it?

I don't think I qualify to buy a car from them. I live around an hour away and finish work at about 5 ish. I have 2 children who are as much involved in the buying decision of a family car as the rest of us and I like to email / text a dealer first to make sure a car is still available before I set off.

I assume there are enough people around who fit their desired buyer profile to keep them in business but I need to up my game to be one of them.

Trebor1970

224 posts

50 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Alickadoo said:
Do you think it is possible the trader has had bad experiences with some members of the public?
Always a red flag when the dealer takes the photos in a car park somewhere random wink

Great shed though. Love the description of the interior "wood"

Court_S

14,750 posts

207 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Odd advert.

Whilst this doesn’t look crusty like a lot if Mercs of this era, I wonder if the lack of use of the years will present different problems as cars don’t like sitting around unused.

SpadeBrigade

860 posts

169 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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A very bizarre advert.

vikingaero

13,386 posts

199 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Not sure what the problem is? He quite clearly hates children and wants to be home on time when Mummy cooks him dinner. You lot are harsh.

Martin 480 Turbo

721 posts

217 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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And on AutoTrader, where his website links to, he has a nice array of 5 star or 1 star reviews. Seems to be an ideal character for a TV soap. Gladly the time of those has long gone.

As has the time of the W210 Merc as cheap "shed".

JD2329

513 posts

198 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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These are nice cars but they can rust really badly…a neighbour’s W210 sprouted holes with alarming speed.
This could make sense if there is some history to indicate maintenance and it’s solid enough to warrant a thorough rustproofing.

yme402

661 posts

132 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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Looks a nice one and worth every penny. Only issue I see is that the W210 was generally the lowest point for M-B in terms of quality under the Chrysler partnership. But then again, it will be like a bank-vault in comparison to the chav-wagons they knock out today, with quality no better than a Hyundai.

mrpenks

391 posts

185 months

Friday 28th July 2023
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I could never work out why people liked these. Rust, electrical issues, rust, leaky engines, rust, suspension issues, rust and rust. Oh, and the looks. Hideous.