How to spend a sleeplss night
How to spend a sleeplss night
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BliarOut

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72,863 posts

269 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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So, the new toy arrival is imminent.... Everything is in place and the ETA is late morning tomorrow.

I'm so excited I have butterflies already and I just know I am not going to sleep... So what shall I do to while away the hours or encourage my body to sleep?

[small]Yes, I have already considered masturbation as a very viable option ;)[/small]

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Sharpen your scissors, make sure the barbicide is full plus other jokes about having a good strop...

srebbe64

13,021 posts

267 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Maybe I've missed something, but what is the new toy exactly?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Go and pick some flowers for the cup holders..

theexcession

11,669 posts

280 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Fridge.... door.....

JagLover

46,774 posts

265 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Buy yourself some pink shirts.

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

269 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Flowers, at night, are you mad man? They might clash with the colour

It's a 996 C4S Cab

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

269 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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theexcession said:
Fridge.... door.....



PMSL, I missed that

Ex, I think you need professional help, beyond what even PH can offer

r988

7,495 posts

259 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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BliarOut said:
So what shall I do to while away the hours or encourage my body to sleep?


err sleeping pills?

Vitesse39

731 posts

278 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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BliarOut said:
... So what shall I do to while away the hours

Yes, I have already considered masturbation as a very viable option


There's plenty of knooks and crannies to clean and polish on your Hornet

wolves_wanderer

12,956 posts

267 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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My lawn needs doing, you obviously won't be able to use a mower at night but I have scissors

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Go and find the missing E ?

wedge girl

4,688 posts

269 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Polish the garage.

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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wedge girl said:
Polish the garage.


Polish somebody elses garage!

Vitesse39

731 posts

278 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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vixpy1 said:

wedge girl said:
Polish the garage.



Polish somebody elses garage!



Polish Vixpy

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

269 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Can't polish it, it's already spotless and the walls are carpeted

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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Vitesse39 said:

vixpy1 said:


wedge girl said:
Polish the garage.




Polish somebody elses garage!




Polish Vixpy


Run away!

mr clive

1,195 posts

282 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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BliarOut said:

It's a 996 C4S Cab


At least you will have a good reason to be loosing sleep

zippee

14,128 posts

264 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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From a post in another forum;
[url]www.channel4.com/4car/feature/topten/topten-2551/drag-queens-3.html[/url]

No. 7 in the list.

t0ny99

1,249 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st September 2005
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anonymous said:
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I disagree, I was made to T-Cut the family Allegro once.