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Just been sent this. :
The Roy Keane Rhapsody
Mama, just kicked a man.
There's a screw loose in my head,
Because I tried to break his leg.
Fergie, the seasons just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
Makes me want to sigh!
We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
Carry On, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.
Too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,
Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a t**t!
Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
(guitar solo)
(Opera Section)
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
Because Laurents far too slow!
He's far too slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON HIS COUNTRY!
SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
HE WILL NOT!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE! NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio?Has he really stubbed his toe?
Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side,
Oh Please ? Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
(Guitar riff)
So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
(Slow bit)
All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
Now I've got a Court case...........
I just want to kick folk, you see ?
(piano)
Tell me where did Mick go ?
Oh, well, it's friday!
Andy 400se
The Roy Keane Rhapsody
Mama, just kicked a man.
There's a screw loose in my head,
Because I tried to break his leg.
Fergie, the seasons just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
Makes me want to sigh!
We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
Carry On, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.
Too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,
Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a t**t!
Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
(guitar solo)
(Opera Section)
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
Because Laurents far too slow!
He's far too slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON HIS COUNTRY!
SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
HE WILL NOT!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE! NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio?Has he really stubbed his toe?
Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side,
Oh Please ? Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
(Guitar riff)
So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
(Slow bit)
All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
Now I've got a Court case...........
I just want to kick folk, you see ?
(piano)
Tell me where did Mick go ?
Oh, well, it's friday!
Andy 400se
Why do you collect Man U season tickets, that seems a strange hobby.....
I have season tickets from 1984 to 2001.
A Man U fan.....I bet you live in Surrey
Now resident near Ashton Gate. Hence season ticket ending 2001
2002 si being 'borrowed by some friends but it's still in my name.. Pablo - do you get up to see Brissle much?
Wouldn't it be better, perhaps for the more elderly in the assembled throng, if Manchester United supporters sat down sometimes>
OR
Sit down you Man U bastards; the balls in the other fcuking half!
Edited by Mikey T for the sole reason of saying that his love of all things TVR is balanced only by his intense misliking, nay hatred, for anything to do with the 'Red Devils'
>> Edited by MikeyT on Friday 25th October 13:47
OR
Sit down you Man U bastards; the balls in the other fcuking half!
Edited by Mikey T for the sole reason of saying that his love of all things TVR is balanced only by his intense misliking, nay hatred, for anything to do with the 'Red Devils'
>> Edited by MikeyT on Friday 25th October 13:47
Might be tempted then.
I assume the usual crudities (Salmon and lime, Escargot a la Bourguignonne, that sort of thing..) and champagne will be served before the match.
Are your seats heated?
Is there an area set aside for the poor people - they tend to whiff a bit when they get exited..
I assume the usual crudities (Salmon and lime, Escargot a la Bourguignonne, that sort of thing..) and champagne will be served before the match.
Are your seats heated?
Is there an area set aside for the poor people - they tend to whiff a bit when they get exited..
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