Midweek Caption Competition

[EmailAddress]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 13 December 2023 at 11:18

[jingars]

The "Madame Tussauds on Tour" exhibition opens at the Vostochny cosmodrome.

[Byker28i]

"If I hold his hand he can't push me out a window..."

[motco]

Putin: "Damn! Even he is taller than me!"

[anonymous-user]

PutinBobbers "Damn! Even he is taller than me!"

Sorry Bobbers but is was too obvious to resist and you did ask to be shopped

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[Kenty]

Deal - 25 baseball bats with a nail in the end, 20 guns that shoots small pieces of potato and 5 Tamiya Tanks.

[Cotty]

pull my finger

[BrokenSkunk]

Desperate tin pot despot from broken bankrupt backwater meets Kim Jong Un.

[abzmike]

BrokenSkunk said:

Desperate tin pot despot from broken bankrupt backwater meets Kim Jong Un.

Quite close to reality where Kim summoned Putin to travel about 4 time zones to meet him, and not the other way around.

[ajprice]

Mr. Shake Hands Man signs to RT

[captain_cynic]

I'm a dictator, get me out of here.

Or here are the candidates for the best haircut on a despotic leade award.

[Hoofy]

I'm only agreeing to this so that he doesn't invade my country.

[Monkeylegend]

"Well Vladimir, we have one thing in common comrade, we have both fked up our careers"

[Wacky Racer]

EmailAddress said:

Oh Kim, I'll tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand

Oh Kim please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
You'll let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand

And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

[Pitre]

"Blimey Kim, you really are fat!"

"Yes, and you are fliggin stoopid, but with a bit of effort I can lose weight. Can you get cleverer? Thought not. Ranker."