Attractive girls in Wigan..
Attractive girls in Wigan..
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iguana

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7,355 posts

290 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Do they exist?

Lunch time on a hot & sunny day & not a single lass worth an ogle! lots of peroxide & make up put on with a shovel types tho.

I shant visit there again then! its almost on a par with Basingstoke for howlers!

Blimey even grimey old Coventry or Birmingham has many fair maidens scattered about on these sunny days, while smokey old London may be a congested unfriendly ghetto, but is akin to an international supermodels playground in the summer!



Slightly odd town Wigan tho isnt it?- It does seem to be a town with an overload of rather low IQ looking fellows with tattoos.



>> Edited by iguana on Tuesday 6th September 22:32

sparkythecat

8,098 posts

285 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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I refer the honorable member to the reply
I posted in the Warm Fuzzies thread
earlier today.

The Boy Lard

470 posts

253 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Basingstoke has a restuarant that advertises on local radio it's slogan is "The most attractive waitresses in Basingstoke"

Went for a meal and 75% of waiting staff were male!

>> Edited by The Boy Lard on Tuesday 6th September 22:34

moleamol

15,887 posts

293 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Well, good to see you managed to figure out everything about Wigan from a single lunch time.

Having lived in Wigan all my life (apart from when I lived in Manchester, and spent time in Poland, but sort of), I can honestly say that you are totally and utterly wrong. It's just that on a weekday in the town centre all as you get is the horrifying chavs (men and women), of which there are plenty.

If you spent some time here and went to the places the decent people go, you would see it in a different light. Though I must admit the complete and utter its are rife, it's not all like that.

sparkythecat

8,098 posts

285 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Q. What's the difference between Wigan housewives and Sumo wrestlers?



A.Sumo wrestlers shave their legs

Gaffer

7,156 posts

307 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Ahem.

I wax.

Claire

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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iguana said:
I shant visit there again then! its almost on a par with Basingstoke for howlers!


the birds in Boringstoke have improved,only the other night i made a mental note of how well they looked,and 2 seperate fares in my cab made the same observation without my prompting,and, the girls are wearing shorter skirts its just a shame their heads are stuck up them

sparkythecat

8,098 posts

285 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Gaffer said:
Ahem.

I wax.

Claire


Are you a Sumo wrestler?

iguana

Original Poster:

7,355 posts

290 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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moleamol said:
Well, good to see you managed to figure out everything about Wigan from a single lunch time.




Hey I only mentioned the absence of saucy maidens, no particular aspersions have been cast on the northen monkey town, & as a town it diddnt seem as bad as Warrington anyway!

Now moving south, Slough on the other hand, now that place just needs bombing- what a hovel! its almost as awful as Thurrock or Basildon!

moleamol

15,887 posts

293 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Sorry, it's just that the most beautiful girls I know are from Wigan, I could show you pics but they wouldn't appreciate it.

Gaffer

7,156 posts

307 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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sparkythecat said:

Gaffer said:
Ahem.

I wax.

Claire



Are you a Sumo wrestler?


Put on a bit of weight but lost it all when I went to Japan. Being a veggie in Japan is better than going to weight watchers

Claire

catso

16,449 posts

297 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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ZR1cliff said:


the birds in Boringstoke have improved


Or maybe you're just getting old

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Most of the Birds in basingstoke have had so many children by the time they are 16 that its like putting a mouse inside a football stadium!

>> Edited by vixpy1 on Tuesday 6th September 23:59

>> Edited by vixpy1 on Tuesday 6th September 23:59

chim_knee

12,689 posts

287 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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moleamol said:
Well, good to see you managed to figure out everything about Wigan from a single lunch time.

Having lived in Wigan all my life (apart from when I lived in Manchester, and spent time in Poland, but sort of), I can honestly say that you are totally and utterly wrong. It's just that on a weekday in the town centre all as you get is the horrifying chavs (men and women), of which there are plenty.

If you spent some time here and went to the places the decent people go, you would see it in a different light. Though I must admit the complete and utter its are rife, it's not all like that.
Did you hear that whistling noise and notice your fringe had been disturbed?

FYI, that was the joke going over your head.


Just so you know.

moleamol

15,887 posts

293 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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chim_knee said:

moleamol said:
Well, good to see you managed to figure out everything about Wigan from a single lunch time.

Having lived in Wigan all my life (apart from when I lived in Manchester, and spent time in Poland, but sort of), I can honestly say that you are totally and utterly wrong. It's just that on a weekday in the town centre all as you get is the horrifying chavs (men and women), of which there are plenty.

If you spent some time here and went to the places the decent people go, you would see it in a different light. Though I must admit the complete and utter its are rife, it's not all like that.

Did you hear that whistling noise and notice your fringe had been disturbed?

FYI, that was the joke going over your head.

Just so you know.
If that was a joke it was the shittest joke to date.

Anyway, at least I have a fringe to disturb.

chim_knee

12,689 posts

287 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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moleamol said:

chim_knee said:


moleamol said:
Well, good to see you managed to figure out everything about Wigan from a single lunch time.

Having lived in Wigan all my life (apart from when I lived in Manchester, and spent time in Poland, but sort of), I can honestly say that you are totally and utterly wrong. It's just that on a weekday in the town centre all as you get is the horrifying chavs (men and women), of which there are plenty.

If you spent some time here and went to the places the decent people go, you would see it in a different light. Though I must admit the complete and utter its are rife, it's not all like that.


Did you hear that whistling noise and notice your fringe had been disturbed?

FYI, that was the joke going over your head.

Just so you know.

If that was a joke it was the shittest joke to date.

Anyway, at least I have a fringe to disturb.
:speechless:

moleamol

15,887 posts

293 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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chim_knee said:
:hairless:
Sorry!

Anyway, off to bed I go.

nonegreen

7,803 posts

300 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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Gaffer said:
Ahem.

I wax.

Claire


You from Wigan then Claire?

PatHeald

8,058 posts

286 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Most of the Birds in basingstoke have had so many children by the time they are 16 that its like putting a mouse inside a football stadium!
Speak for yourself, needledick....

titiany

2,122 posts

262 months

Wednesday 7th September 2005
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Gazboy said:
We were in Uxbridge on Sunday, the Missus had £75 of River Island vouchers to spend, so in we go...

On the wall, is some nonsense like:

WOMAN Female gender of any race of the Homo Sapien, characterised by superior posture, great sense of style, accelerated speach and social skills.


Then this absolute moonpig turns up, gut hanging out, skirt not covering acres of white turkey flesh, greasy hair in a Croydon facelift, fake tan on face only, and she was huge. Said minger then yells "TanYAAA- Came an' 'ava look at'is facking skirt" All said underneith that sign.


Aah. The Uxbridge specimen, a rare breed of the filthiest chavette. I see them regularly - I am unfortunate enough to work down the road.

Never go in the the Chimes Shopping Centre unarmed - the hooped gold earrings / medallions and fat belly's will get yer!!!