Bit of a dilemma
Discussion
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her
place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we
had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a
hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married
man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.Then she just
stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the
front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how
to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was
smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and
would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on
passing their little test.
So the problem is, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their
"little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the
whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my
car was to get a condom?
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her
place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we
had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a
hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married
man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.Then she just
stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the
front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how
to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was
smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and
would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on
passing their little test.
So the problem is, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their
"little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the
whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my
car was to get a condom?
Lol.
I should perhaps make clear that you are correct - this is a bit of a wind up.
It wouldn't have taken me five minutes to decide....
It was in the Suns "Dear whoever agony pages" (at least according to the mail I got), and I thought it was quite amusing....
So please, don't take it seriously. Actually don't take anything I say seriously. Ever...
I should perhaps make clear that you are correct - this is a bit of a wind up.
It wouldn't have taken me five minutes to decide....
It was in the Suns "Dear whoever agony pages" (at least according to the mail I got), and I thought it was quite amusing....
So please, don't take it seriously. Actually don't take anything I say seriously. Ever...
pffft that's nothing I'm currently bumping uglies with one of mungo's illegitimate children....... well maybe not for sure, but with the amount of wild-oat-sowing that our man Mungo does, you do the math.... there's probably at least a 1-in-4 chance that she's the fruit of mungo's loins...... and those odds are only so low cos I'm on the other side of the world...... around the essex region I'm sure the odds would be like 3:4 
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