I am the future Mr Piper

[NNH]

Given Billie Piper's terrible choice in husbands, it can't be long now till she picks me. I'd better tell Mrs NNH the news.

[CraigyMc]

NNH said:

Given Billie Piper's terrible choice in husbands, it can't be long now till she picks me. I'd better tell Mrs NNH the news.

racist.

[NNH]

CraigyMc said:

NNH said:

Given Billie Piper's terrible choice in husbands, it can't be long now till she picks me. I'd better tell Mrs NNH the news.

racist.

paedo [/s for clarity]

[ChemicalChaos]

Are you sure you're not getting her confused with Taylor Swift?

[Rusty Old-Banger]

Or Katie Price?

[Radec]

Or Daniella Westbrook?