Guests for weekend in the Country

[john75]

If you were having a country weekend at your Estate and could invite 11 guests for normal range of social activities Dinner, Bit of shooting ect

Who would you invite dead guests my 11 is

1) Jack Rabin
2) Yasser Araffat
3) Bertrand Russell
4) Ayton Senna
5) Charlie Chaplin
6) Karl Marx
7) Ernest Hemmingway
8) Gladstone
9) Robert Maxwell
10) Vicar of Stiffkey
11) Freddie Mercury

[hustlebabe]

Another one of your old chestnuts

[D_Mike]

1) Jim Clark
2) Stirling Moss (okay I know he's not dead but he's cool)

actually not all of my guests will be dead (It makes the conversation somewhat stiff)

3) natalie portman
4) my best friend
5) Faraday
6) Lavoisier
7) Hoffman
8) Graham Coxon
9) Jacques Villeneuve
10) another friend
11) another friend.

[mybrainhurts]

john75 said:

Bit of shooting....

Oh, yes...right then

My list of targets would include the following.....I'll be back for those I forgot.....

Monbiot
Prescott
Monbiot
Darling
Monbiot
Blair
Monbiot
Mrs Blair
Monbiot
Carsten
Monbiot
Palin
Monbiot
Darling
Monbiot
Porritt
Monbiot
Davina McCall
Monbiot
Gordon Brown
Monbiot
Charles Clark
Monbiot
Madelson
Monbiot

That woman who complains to the national media that we're making death threats.....oh, bugger

And....not forgetting.....

Monbiot....

[mybrainhurts]

Nearly forgot.....






























Monbiot....

[cosmoschick]

anonymous said:

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[anhamgrimmar]

hey, mr MBH, you forgot montbiot!

[minimax]

anonymous said:

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hey rascal, put your hatchet away dude, he's embarrassed himself enough!

i'm off to shag a common bird, apparently she's going to leave me but I don't care about that

[Balmoral Green]

Some common bird said:

i'm off to shag a posh bloke, apparently he's going to leave me in the morning but I don't care about that

[Taxi 4 Hutton]

WTF ?

[tomtvr]

My dead list

1. Jesus
2. Ghandi
3. John Lennon
4. Henry Ford
5. Tutankamon
6. Julius Caesar
7. Albert Einstein
8. Elvis
9. William Shakespeare
10.Peter sellers
11.Rod Hull


Imagine the conversation!!!!!

[chim_knee]

anonymous said:

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Ooof!

Did you grit your teeth when you kicked him in the nuts?!

[chim_knee]

Tut tut "worker boy"... what are you still doing up?!

[vixpy1]

anonymous said:

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Did you wipe your knob on the curtains to get the 'chim-knee' effect pattern?

[chim_knee]

vixpy1 said:

to get the 'chim-knee' effect pattern?

Also known as the "plasterers radio" effect