Coughing
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croyde

Original Poster:

26,303 posts

259 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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People coughing openly on public transport.

Do fek off!

119

19,766 posts

65 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Don't use public transport.

Simples.

Randy Winkman

22,329 posts

218 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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croyde said:
People coughing openly on public transport.

Do fek off!
It might not be quite what you meant, but that does read to me as if you are suggesting they could simply decide not to cough. I don't think they like coughing.

Countdown

49,260 posts

225 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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croyde said:
People coughing openly on public transport.

Do fek off!
Public Transport doesn't generally have a great atmosphere so it can trigger coughs quite easily (IMHO). Im talking about things like humidity, temperature, smells etc.....

croyde

Original Poster:

26,303 posts

259 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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More the openly coughing and not making any attempt to cover/stifle.

Only on public transport in order to pick up a car smile

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

185 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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glennjamin

443 posts

92 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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A bit like complaining about someone sneezing. It's not a hobby......If they had a choice don't think they would...

PlywoodPascal

5,974 posts

50 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Randy Winkman said:
It might not be quite what you meant, but that does read to me as if you are suggesting they could simply decide not to cough. I don't think they like coughing.
I do.
I’ve got a watch that counts them and I aim for 10,000 a day. Keeps your chest muscles lovely and toned. I carry a cough cushion (it’s wipe clean) though to cough into - some people cannot stand the fact that the air they breathe in have just been exhaled by others. (In fact, each day you’ll breathe a few molecules once breathed by hitler).

Motorman74

500 posts

50 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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If you need to cough, you need to cough.

The ones who annoy me are the ones who weren't brought up well enough to know to cover their mouth when they do it. But generally I agree with the comment above, avoid public transport.

captain_cynic

17,187 posts

124 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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glennjamin said:
A bit like complaining about someone sneezing. It's not a hobby......If they had a choice don't think they would...
Sigh... I gues a lot of people have difficulty reading.

It is 100% a choice not to cover your mouth when coughing or sneezing.

Edited by captain_cynic on Thursday 8th February 10:38

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

255 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Motorman74 said:
If you need to cough, you need to cough.

The ones who annoy me are the ones who weren't brought up well enough to know to cover their mouth when they do it. But generally I agree with the comment above, avoid public transport.
Avoid people altogether, especially the crumbling ones. Horrible, unthinking, self-centred, carriers of the plague that they are. I caught Covid in a post office when some old dear decided to splatter her lungs all over me. It was the same yesterday when shopping, people coughing everywhere, quite disgusting really.

ferret50

2,862 posts

38 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Was it Billy Connely who told the tale of a fellow sat on a bus whilst wearing a hoodie?
Said hood was hanging over the seat back and a drunken person sat down in the seat behind, leaned forward, grabbing the hood and vomited.
Hoodie wearer pondered on the possibility of needing the hood if it was raining when leaving the bus....

miniman

30,000 posts

291 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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My Mother-in-Law has had a cough for the past 17 years.

It is particularly bad when she is eating certain foods. She starts coughing and whilst doing so explains that the food is making her cough, in parallel with shovelling more of the food into her mouth. Usually this culminates in her spraying the food around whilst coughing and explaining about how the food is making her cough. At no point does she seem to consider (a) stopping eating or (b) stopping fking talking. The cough usually becomes sufficiently severe that it triggers her weakened bladder control. As you can imagine, I try to keep visits to a minimum.

jfdi

1,334 posts

204 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Sticks. said:
Sniffing is worse.
^This, they should be beaten with a box of Kleenex tissues

Smollet

16,384 posts

219 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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It's the lack of attempt to cover the mouth I can't abide.

otolith

68,550 posts

233 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Got onto a bus a few months ago in London. There was an obviously ill looking woman coughing her guts up, on the phone to work telling them in a very hoarse voice that she felt like she'd been kicked in the chest by a donkey and wouldn't be going in. I got up and moved to the opposite end of the bus. Maybe her journey was unavoidable, but she could have worn a sodding mask, it's not as if the concept is unfamiliar these days.

cuprabob

19,523 posts

243 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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otolith said:
...but she could have worn a sodding mask, it's not as if the concept is unfamiliar these days.
Don't mention masks, you'll bring out all the nutters smile

Smollet

16,384 posts

219 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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cuprabob said:
otolith said:
...but she could have worn a sodding mask, it's not as if the concept is unfamiliar these days.
Don't mention masks, you'll bring out all the nutters smile
Yup they're useless

otolith

68,550 posts

233 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Smollet said:
cuprabob said:
otolith said:
...but she could have worn a sodding mask, it's not as if the concept is unfamiliar these days.
Don't mention masks, you'll bring out all the nutters smile
Yup they're useless
Nutters? Absolutely.

Mont Blanc

2,669 posts

72 months

Thursday 8th February 2024
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Sticks. said:
Sniffing is worse.
Yes. It is revolting.

Some people seem incapable of carrying tissues and/or blowing their nose.