What is wrong with people?

[Rufus Stone]

Someone has put a bag of dog st in my recycling bin. I suppose I should be grateful it was at least in a bag!

[wibble cb]

Happens every week, entitled dog owners walk down my path and dump it in my bin, they should take their warm care packages home with them!

[markymarkthree]

Do you have a tree that overhangs the bin ?
As they normally like to hang them in trees and it may have fallen.

[anonymous-user]

How do you know it's dogsh#t in the bag? It might be chocolate. You should taste it to make sure.

[soad]

Forester1965 said:

How do you know it's dogsh#t in the bag? It might be chocolate. You should taste it to make sure.

Behave!

[Badda]

It’s not your bin, it’s not you that empties it.

Phone the police.

[Timothy Bucktu]

I was walking the other day, and there were three bags of shyte hanging on a random branch in the woods overhanging the path. It was like some sort of satanic offering.
Dog owners are weird.

[Zarco]

Yep. We were renting a place that was right next to where a footpath came back into the village. Our bins were the first the dog walkers came to. Noticed the stink of st coming from the bins once or twice, then caught one in the act when I was washing the car one day.

[Cotty]

I had that in a my metal and glass bin.

[119]

U ok hun?

[Timothy Bucktu]

Can't you set up a switch linked to a set of air horns, so when they open the lid it scares the bejesus out of them?
I know I would!

[Jo-say8k]

Or a really high pitch alarm that makes the dog go mental

[Cotty]

Zarco said:

Yep. We were renting a place that was right next to where a footpath came back into the village. Our bins were the first the dog walkers came to. Noticed the stink of st coming from the bins once or twice, then caught one in the act when I was washing the car one day.

What was their response?

[Zarco]

Cotty said:

Zarco said:

Yep. We were renting a place that was right next to where a footpath came back into the village. Our bins were the first the dog walkers came to. Noticed the stink of st coming from the bins once or twice, then caught one in the act when I was washing the car one day.

What was their response?

Was a middle aged couple. It was the women that did it. First they tried to ignore me as they walked off up the road. I caught them up and gave them back their bag (had to restrain myself from simply launching it and bouncing it off the back of her head at that point). She called me a fking idiot. The bloke didn't say anything, as I think he knew they were taking the piss.

There were actually two bags in the bin. Second one wasn't there's apparently! Got to laugh but I saw red at the time.

[hidetheelephants]

Badda said:

It’s not your bin, it’s not you that empties it.

Phone the police.

It's disgusting; follow them home and stuff it through their letter slot.

[Riley Blue]

Put a lock on your wheelie bin...?

[Cotty]

Zarco said:

Was a middle aged couple. It was the women that did it. First they tried to ignore me as they walked off up the road. I caught them up and gave them back their bag (had to restrain myself from simply launching it and bouncing it off the back of her head at that point). She called me a fking idiot. The bloke didn't say anything, as I think he knew they were taking the piss.

Sounds like you met a Karen, good dodge.

[MightyBadger]

hidetheelephants said:

It's disgusting; follow them home and stuff it through their letter slot.

This is the proper way to do it, you could also place it neatly on the car bonnet or welcome mat.

[tim0409]

Cotty said:

Zarco said:

Was a middle aged couple. It was the women that did it. First they tried to ignore me as they walked off up the road. I caught them up and gave them back their bag (had to restrain myself from simply launching it and bouncing it off the back of her head at that point). She called me a fking idiot. The bloke didn't say anything, as I think he knew they were taking the piss.

Sounds like you met a Karen, good dodge.

It’s a constant theme nowadays; whenever you call anyone out who is clearly in the wrong they go on the attack instead of apologising.

[Cotty]

MightyBadger said:

hidetheelephants said:

It's disgusting; follow them home and stuff it through their letter slot.

This is the proper way to do it, you could also place it neatly on the car bonnet or welcome mat.

I thought the proper way was to put it in a paper bag on their doorstep. Set it alight, ring the doorbell and run away.