Fined £80 for urinating in the Sea

[MB140]

Is it me or has the UK gone absolutely effing nuts.

A woman has been fined under new water protection laws introduced 01 April 25, April fools day so I did wonder and it appears genuine being reported across multiple news outlets.

Really when the water companies are dumping pollution left right and centre, agriculture is spraying chemicals all across the land and getting in to the water system.

Oil companies are allowed to dump with certain concentrations.

Ships and pleasure craft are free to dump waste water once in international water.

Marine life piss an poo in the oceans but no not us.

How on earth if you don’t admit it would they know.

Some person takes a pee and s fined.

https://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/24223704.exm...

[BrettMRC]

"Penny Spender"

Parrot required OP?

[Scabutz]

How did they even know she had? Baffling

[Solocle]

MB140 said:

Is it me or has the UK gone absolutely effing nuts.

A woman has been fined under new water protection laws introduced 01 April 25, April fools day so I did wonder and it appears genuine being reported across multiple news outlets.

Really when the water companies are dumping pollution left right and centre, agriculture is spraying chemicals all across the land and getting in to the water system.

Oil companies are allowed to dump with certain concentrations.

Ships and pleasure craft are free to dump waste water once in international water.

Marine life piss an poo in the oceans but no not us.

How on earth if you don’t admit it would they know.

Some person takes a pee and s fined.

https://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/24223704.exm...

Come on, this is obviously the work of a piss artist.

Just relax and let it go.

[vaud]

MB140 said:

Is it me

It's you. HTH.

[MB140]

BrettMRC said:

"Penny Spender"

Parrot required OP?

Yep looks like it. My bad. I did check multiple news outlets. lol oh well. It did seem a bit suspect it was April fools day.

[MB140]

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

[Nomme de Plum]

Date of Article 1st April.

Somebody fooled maybe.

[Ian974]

Much like every other day of the year, just because it's in a number of newspapers doesn't mean it's correct!

[J4CKO]

MB140 said:

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

Mate, dont worry about it, had me for a little while, thats an absolute belter, and its made me laugh, so thanks for that !

[Hereward]

Ambiwlans.

[budgie smuggler]

Scabutz said:

How did they even know she had? Baffling

Brilliant thread, genuinely cheered me up today. Besides, piss taking is a British tradition!

[valiant]

MB140 said:

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

Urine trouble now op.

The internet never forgets!

[S600BSB]

J4CKO said:

MB140 said:

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

Mate, dont worry about it, had me for a little while, thats an absolute belter, and its made me laugh, so thanks for that !

Me too. Thanks man.

[mac96]

S600BSB said:

J4CKO said:

MB140 said:

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

Mate, dont worry about it, had me for a little while, thats an absolute belter, and its made me laugh, so thanks for that !

Me too. Thanks man.

No shame, no embarrassment, great thread amongst the habitual moans and groans. Thank you!

[SS2.]

Hereward said:

Ambiwlans.

First thing I thought of when I read this thread

[119]

Society is well and truly doomed.

[BrettMRC]

MB140 said:

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

You took it like a man!

[Bill]

MB140 said:

Moderators, please delete to reduce my level of shame and embarrassment .

Ha ha!!





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[Bill]

MB140 said:

April fools day so I did wonder

Brilliant!!