Crikes

[lazyitus]

This coming Sunday, it'll be only 6 weeks until the clocks change and darker nights will be well and truely established, which incidentally is one day before Haloween.

This coming Saturday will mean we only have 7 weeks to go until cats and dogs everywhere start to poo themselves, as it'll be Bonfire night.

This can only mean one thing. We are nearing that time of year again. Thats right, Christmas day is only 14 short weeks away, come Sunday. :eek:

Never mind, 4 days before that, it starts to get lighter again.

:D

[timmy30]

We're also nearing the time of wetter, darker roads, and later on even ICE which MR2 drivers fear most.... tubby tom tries to do a 360 at the faintest whiff of the stuff.

A long winter of mostly megane driving... until spring.

[dieseljohn]

I absolutely hate winter, I hate getting home from work and it already being dark and I hate christmass (well kind of).

Thanks for cheering me up no end.

[B17NNS]

[timmy30]

B17NNS said:

I hate that fat fecker

[B17NNS]

timmy30 said:

I hate that fat fecker

did you catch him shagging your mum too?

[Plotloss]

Roll on Winter.

Fry ups and sunday lunches followed by a couple of bottles of port and burning yer wellies on the Aga.

Lovely.

[timmy30]

B17NNS said:

timmy30 said: I hate that fat fecker did you catch him shagging your mum too?

No my sister.






.....joking.

[L100NYY]

timmy30 said:

B17NNS said: timmy30 said: I hate that fat fecker did you catch him shagging your mum too? No my sister. .....joking.

What! You caught your sister shagging your mum!


>> Edited by L100NYY on Tuesday 13th September 16:36

[NiceCupOfTea]

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

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[B17NNS]

timmy30 said:

No my sister

He only comes once a year but when he hoes he emptys his sack all over your bed

[lazyitus]

Plotloss said:

Roll on Winter. Fry ups and sunday lunches followed by a couple of bottles of port and burning yer wellies on the Aga. Lovely.

Although I prefer summer, there's something about winter that I love.

Crisp, sharp mornings. A nice beef meal at home and a few pints of Guiness next to a fire in the pub. Preferably put the fire out and ban the arsonist but enjoy all the same.

[timmy30]

Yeah all very nice, but Xmas is coming and you know what that means don't you?

Oh yes.... Cliff fecking Richard all over the TV/radio.

Oh and some alcoholic welsh bint who takes it up the chuff and smokes like a chimney releasing an album entitled "Voice of an Angel"

Oh and xmas pudding, oh god xmas pudding

[lazyitus]

timmy30 said:

Oh and some alcoholic welsh bint who takes it up the chuff and smokes like a chimney

Shirley Bassey back on the scene?

[deeen]

B17NNS said:

timmy30 said: No my sister He only comes once a year but when he hoes he emptys his sack all over your bed

In the old days, he used to fill your stockings.

[B17NNS]

In the old days you had a hoop and a stick and you were happy

[r988]

timmy30 said:

B17NNS said: I hate that fat fecker

yeah everyone hates a dyslexic Satan (Evil man in a red suit whose been around forever, who can tell the difference anyway?)

I also like cold crisp mornings, as long as its warm inside , its usually dark when I get home anyway.

[timmy30]

B17NNS said:

In the old days you had a hooping cough and a walking stick and you were happy

Ee aye times were tough.

[nubbin]

Went round our local supermarket today and they've got Christmas stuff on the shelves already!!!

Feckin' commercial fleecers - it's only feckin' September you greedy bastards!!

[KingRichard]

B17NNS said:

timmy30 said: No my sister He only comes once a year but when he hoes he emptys his sack all over your bed

Thats just wrong... children read this