Would you want it back????

[Mrs Fish]

ananova said:

Thief hid phone up her bum Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing it ringing from her bum. Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone. But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress. She was taken to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden it up her bottom, local daily 7 Plus reported. Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one. "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Tuesday 13th September 20:35

[Don]

and double

Whether or not it was anally inserted or merely clasped firmly between her cheeks within the underkeks.

Dear oh dear. MrsF you do find these stories, don't you. Bleargh.

[Mrs Fish]

Don said:

Dear oh dear. MrsF you do find these stories, don't you. Bleargh.

I haven't posted any for a while

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Tuesday 13th September 20:41

[scared but happy]

Oh, come on! I don't believe that. They are talking out of their arse.

[planetdave]

There was that run of stories from A&E about having to extract 'stuck' mobiles - from when vibrating ring was brought in.

You could ring your own bell

Or a 'good friends'

If you ask nicely I could tell you how my brother got a 1/2 pint glass out of someones botty

[Wacky Racer]

it must have been a bum rap.....

[Mrs Fish]

planetdave said:

If you ask nicely I could tell you how my brother got a 1/2 pint glass out of someones botty

I'm more concerned with how he got it up there

[planetdave]

He used to be an A&E doctor, silly

And the bloke involved was of the 'felching' franternity. Nudge nudge wink wink. Knowarramean.

[Mrs Fish]

planetdave said:

He used to be an A&E doctor, silly And the bloke involved was of the 'felching' franternity. Nudge nudge wink wink. Knowarramean.

say nor more

So it wasn't as straight forward as just pulling it out then?

[planetdave]

Well for starters your ricker slams shut behind it.

And pliers are obviously out of the question.

Let your mind boggle on the solution for a spell

[scared but happy]

2x4 and a bucket?

[D_Mike]

obviously you break it and take it out piece by piece.

[planetdave]

[Mrs Fish]

it went all the way in?

[chris watton]

Probably out of credit, at the interview she explained that, for all the good it was, she may as well stick it up her a@se!

[planetdave]

Otherwise your rank amateur could have yanked it out.

Did I tell you I had to go to A&E last week after sticking my fingers to a tube of superglue?

Triage nurse nearly wet herself. As did the rest of the waiting room. Oh yes - nearly had a SOH failutre after an hour of that

'don't drop it'

[R988]

Don said:

and double Whether or not it was anally inserted or merely clasped firmly between her cheeks within the underkeks. Dear oh dear. MrsF you do find these stories, don't you. Bleargh.

and they are usually from Romania or somewhere nearby as well, whats up with that part of the world?

[lockstock2sb]

I wouldn't want the phone back - especially if it had sh1tty ringtones.....











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