Petrol Direct

[Raven Flyer]

www.petroldirect.com/index.htm



>> Edited by Raven Flyer on Wednesday 14th September 14:59

[supaspark]

If only it were true!......

[911 habit]

LOL!

Vin Diesel™ (biofuel)

[phelix]

Super Leaded Petrol - With four times the lead content of ordinary leaded petrol, your car will get the extra kick it needs for maximum performance.

NOx Enhanced Petrol - Very rarely available in most of Europe, NOx Enhanced Petrol contains a specially dissolved nitrous oxide based compound that can really boost engine performance over short distances.

Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON) - Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

[DucatiGary]

I quote

"Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki, we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only."

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www.petroldirect.com/about-us.htm