Do you have a useless superpower?

[Don1]

As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?

My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?

[JerseyRoyal]

My testosterone is so powerful it scared all my hair away.

[Voldemort]

I can, without fail, pick the slowest moving line at the supermarket tills.

[Gnits]

I am invisible to bar staff.

[Timothy Bucktu]

Voldemort said:

I can, without fail, pick the slowest moving line at the supermarket tills.

Ah, with age comes wisdom, clearly. My superpower is heading straight for the self service till, as I am certainly faster and more efficient than any dedicated till operative. Failing that, I can quickly assess the till operative and people in the queue. The ones with younger people in line, and the more Males the better. Women, and especially older Women are more likely to chat and have a coupon buried somewhere deep in their handbag, and pay in loose change.

[Slowboathome]

Gnits said:

I am invisible to bar staff.

[PlywoodPascal]

I can bore anyone I meet with 2 minutes of doing so.

[Doofus]

Mention any subject, any subject at all, and I instantly know more about it than everyone else.

[JerseyRoyal]

I can psychically tell that everyone is done with their food when the waiter asks at a restaurant.

[Discendo Discimus]

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[PlywoodPascal]

Discendo Discimus said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Not useless power, makes you natural moderator material

[GAjon]

I can open a packet of annadins or similar and always, and I mean always , get the end with the paper slip in it.

[HTP99]

Don1 said:

As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?

My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?

See this interests me as I'm sure my nails grow really fast too, I always seem to be cutting them, my colleague reckons it is a sign of being healthy, I've Googled it to try and find out what it means, if anything, but nothing really comes up.

[dudleybloke]

I can make anything look worse by painting it.

[Honourable Dead Snark]

I can often forget what I was thinking half way through having the thought/ seconds later and will also wonder where an object is and start looking for it whilst I am already holding/wearing that very thing.

Most recent example is worrying I didn’t pick up the car key and left it somewhere like at home or in the office…whilst I’m driving…

[Muddle238]

HTP99 said:

Don1 said:

As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?

My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?

See this interests me as I'm sure my nails grow really fast too, I always seem to be cutting them, my colleague reckons it is a sign of being healthy, I've Googled it to try and find out what it means, if anything, but nothing really comes up.

I've given up Googling about my body. I got fed up of repeatedly being told by the computer that I only had 24 hours to live, regardless of the issue.

Long fingernails? 24 hours to live. Creaking knee? 24 hours. Ear ache? Sorry, that's 24 hours chap.

My superpower ability is to outlive all of these Google medical assessments.

[Riley Blue]

When there's motorsport on TV I can put off having a pee until it's ov....... oh bugger!

[Nethybridge]

For as long as I can remember I have predicted the exact date that christmas day will fall.

[Monkeylegend]

Nethybridge said:

For as long as I can remember I have predicted the exact date that christmas day will fall.

Uncanny, I am the same with New Years day.

[JuanCarlosFandango]

Not exactly a super power but I've got a massive head. At 25"/64cm I've won every head measuring competition I've ever entered (we had a craze for it at work), stood on the side lines at a go kart track for lack of a helmet that fits and had to get the motorbike shop to order in a 3xl helmet especially. And since I am fairly average build I look like a dalek.

I'm sure there are bigger heads out there but not many.