You’ve won the lottery but you can only….
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Following on from the other thread and just for fun.
You’ve won tonight’s euromillions of £150m but the rule is you’re only allowed to use the money to do something mildly amusing to someone you like or mildly annoying to someone you don’t.
Il start with, my father in law loves his food and will often sneak away for a burger at the local burger van etc. so I’d pay someone to be one step ahead of him and pay off the van to say they’ve just run out every time he gets there.
Mildly annoying, boss i used to work for would go out of his way to disagree with you, I.e. you say that it’s 1pm he’d say it’s 1.02pm so I’d pay everyone in work to always slightly disagree with what he says
You’ve won tonight’s euromillions of £150m but the rule is you’re only allowed to use the money to do something mildly amusing to someone you like or mildly annoying to someone you don’t.
Il start with, my father in law loves his food and will often sneak away for a burger at the local burger van etc. so I’d pay someone to be one step ahead of him and pay off the van to say they’ve just run out every time he gets there.
Mildly annoying, boss i used to work for would go out of his way to disagree with you, I.e. you say that it’s 1pm he’d say it’s 1.02pm so I’d pay everyone in work to always slightly disagree with what he says
I would pay a large team of people to boo Jacob Rees-Mogg 24/7. Working in shifts they would follow him everywhere and quietly boo him so he has a constant background hum of booing for the rest of his life.
Pops out to Fortnum & Mason for a caviar and foie gras butty for his lunch... Booooooo
Takes his family on holiday to Greece... Booo in the airport, booo in the plane, booooo in the hotel, boooo on the beach.
Wakes up in the night for a waz... Eh? Looks like there's something in the garden... Opens window.... Boooooo
Pops out to Fortnum & Mason for a caviar and foie gras butty for his lunch... Booooooo
Takes his family on holiday to Greece... Booo in the airport, booo in the plane, booooo in the hotel, boooo on the beach.
Wakes up in the night for a waz... Eh? Looks like there's something in the garden... Opens window.... Boooooo
Gerard Thibault said:
I would pay a large team of people to boo Jacob Rees-Mogg 24/7. Working in shifts they would follow him everywhere and quietly boo him so he has a constant background hum of booing for the rest of his life.
Pops out to Fortnum & Mason for a caviar and foie gras butty for his lunch... Booooooo
Takes his family on holiday to Greece... Booo in the airport, booo in the plane, booooo in the hotel, boooo on the beach.
Wakes up in the night for a waz... Eh? Looks like there's something in the garden... Opens window.... Boooooo
This is fantastic. Pops out to Fortnum & Mason for a caviar and foie gras butty for his lunch... Booooooo
Takes his family on holiday to Greece... Booo in the airport, booo in the plane, booooo in the hotel, boooo on the beach.
Wakes up in the night for a waz... Eh? Looks like there's something in the garden... Opens window.... Boooooo
Perhaps over the weekend the booing transitions to tutting?
Gerard Thibault said:
I would pay a large team of people to boo Jacob Rees-Mogg 24/7. Working in shifts they would follow him everywhere and quietly boo him so he has a constant background hum of booing for the rest of his life.
Pops out to Fortnum & Mason for a caviar and foie gras butty for his lunch... Booooooo
Takes his family on holiday to Greece... Booo in the airport, booo in the plane, booooo in the hotel, boooo on the beach.
Wakes up in the night for a waz... Eh? Looks like there's something in the garden... Opens window.... Boooooo
This is hilarious.Pops out to Fortnum & Mason for a caviar and foie gras butty for his lunch... Booooooo
Takes his family on holiday to Greece... Booo in the airport, booo in the plane, booooo in the hotel, boooo on the beach.
Wakes up in the night for a waz... Eh? Looks like there's something in the garden... Opens window.... Boooooo
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