Car wash
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DonkeyApple

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69,835 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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This is going to sound really daft but how do actually find an old fashioned car wash in 2024, the ones you just punch a code and drive into and then panic about whether one has stopped in the correct place?

I don't seem able to find them using Google so assume they aren't called 'car washes' any more and I didn't get the memo re the rebranding? biggrin

drdino

1,319 posts

171 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Something like this?
https://www.imocarwash.com/

TimmyMallett

3,197 posts

141 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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DonkeyApple said:
This is going to sound really daft but how do actually find an old fashioned car wash in 2024, the ones you just punch a code and drive into and then panic about whether one has stopped in the correct place?
The dawning realisation that your ariel is up.....

Truckosaurus

13,258 posts

313 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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TimmyMallett said:
The dawning realisation that your ariel is up.....
The font of all knowledge.

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

255 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Truckosaurus said:
TimmyMallett said:
The dawning realisation that your ariel is up.....
The font of all knowledge.
biggrin

Gastons_Revenge

463 posts

33 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Try any large supermarket in your area, all the big ones around me with their own petrol stations have automated car washes.

esuuv

1,420 posts

234 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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There's one round the corner from my house........

DonkeyApple

Original Poster:

69,835 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Gastons_Revenge said:
Try any large supermarket in your area, all the big ones around me with their own petrol stations have automated car washes.
They all have hand car washes around here. The only one I know of at a nearby petrol station is in the other direction of today's travel but is also usually out of order.

DonkeyApple

Original Poster:

69,835 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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esuuv said:
There's one round the corner from my house........
This is exactly the information that PH has been invaluable for over the years. Thank you. wink

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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I wouldn't drive my shed through one of these, amazed people use them for nice cars.

EE hand wash is now £15 in my area, I think I have used them once in the last year or so.

I just do it myself now, at least I know it is done properly and my car won't get scratched to bits or have brick acid used on the wheels.

DonkeyApple

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69,835 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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drdino said:
Something like this?
https://www.imocarwash.com/


Looks like it might be a little 'regional'? biggrin

Master Bean

5,207 posts

149 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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DonkeyApple said:
drdino said:
Something like this?
https://www.imocarwash.com/


Looks like it might be a little 'regional'? biggrin
Um



Zetec-S

6,887 posts

122 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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esuuv said:
There's one round the corner from my house........
There's one not far from my house too, I suspect we must live near each other... scratchchin

akirk

5,778 posts

143 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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DonkeyApple said:
This is going to sound really daft but how do actually find an old fashioned car wash in 2024, the ones you just punch a code and drive into and then panic about whether one has stopped in the correct place?

I don't seem able to find them using Google so assume they aren't called 'car washes' any more and I didn't get the memo re the rebranding? biggrin
I thought you had children - what is wrong with the old-fashioned child labour approach?! biggrin

DonkeyApple

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69,835 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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akirk said:
I thought you had children - what is wrong with the old-fashioned child labour approach?! biggrin
Generational inflation. The little bds charge more than I'm willing to pay for their shoddy work. On the flip side, my plan for them to follow me into a career in the City is clearly on target. biggrin

The real reason for the need is that the driveway is currently a building site and I thought that on my way back from Cheltenham I'd just run it through a cheap car wash. I managed to find one in Evesham. Turned up and it was broken but had a self jet wash next to it.

Spare tyre

12,558 posts

159 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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I pour soap on a sponge and wash it when pissing down, as long as the rain washes it off it does a good job

MDMA .

10,682 posts

130 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Zetec-S said:
esuuv said:
There's one round the corner from my house........
There's one not far from my house too, I suspect we must live near each other... scratchchin
There isn’t one round the corner from my house. Presume we live far apart?

Truckosaurus

13,258 posts

313 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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DonkeyApple said:
....but had a self jet wash next to it.
All my local self serve jet washes have been commandeered by helpful gentleman who will do the washing for you.

Annoying when you might just want to spend a couple of quid on a quick hose down.

I'm surprised that there isn't a UK chain of unmanned self service wash bays such that you find on the continent. Perhaps the land costs over here make it uneconomical.

eg:

DonkeyApple

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69,835 posts

198 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Spare tyre said:
I pour soap on a sponge and wash it when pissing down, as long as the rain washes it off it does a good job
Very sensible. Today that would have required driving to Inverness which being 500+ miles from here I feel would be excessive. smile

Funk

27,667 posts

238 months

Tuesday 25th June 2024
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Truckosaurus said:
TimmyMallett said:
The dawning realisation that your ariel is up.....
The font of all knowledge.
Oof. Muphry's Law in full effect...

Ariel - washing powder
Arial - the legendary font
Aerial - what you no longer see on cars

Edited by Funk on Tuesday 25th June 18:48