Saw a mobile body piercing van today. A sheeps head on the M6 near Manchester, it was grinning. Probably remember more as I think about this. Any more?
the badger on the side of the road with the white line painted over it outside of frome (was in the papers) and saw a couple excercising (mungoing) (you know what i maen)in a payphone once in the middle of knowhere
Before anyone says they spotted a bloke with ski poles, wearing a harness & dragging car tyres up Putney Hill in the early hours of the morning - it was me
one damp drizzly morning i drove through huddersfield and there was an elephant at the side of the road the circus was in town....in nearly crashed in suprise
A trip to Wrexham North Wales just joining the Wrexham bypass on the sliproad, I nearly ran over an old man in a motorized wheelchair going down the slip road, scared the Cr@p out of me. Still it was an odd thing to see.
Saw a riderless motorcycle travel down the road until coming into contact with the rear end of a parked Marina, closely followed by a motorcycleless rider running after the machine he had bump-started (while not holding on tightly enough).
I undertook a stag in the at 2am in the outside lane of the M5 near Exeter doing 90mph.. I was doing 90..the stag was going much slower... I stopped at Taunton services to inspect damage to my underwear shortly after..
Saw a van, presumably delivering some sort of dairy product made to look like a cow. It even had udders hanging off the rear bumper!!! Think I saw it on the M4.
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