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Gaffer said:
I dont think the people in my apartment block will be too happy to me having a bonfire on my Juliette balcony.
Ahr, go on, go on, go on.
Okay so maybe that isn't an option then!
I'd just break them up and bin one half of the bits one week and the other a week or so later.
simpo two said:
planetdave said:
Smash 'em to smithereens and drop the fragments in various bins.
Great minds... when I cut up an old credit card I always put one fragment in a different bin.
I really dunno how you sleep at nights!
I break mine into six pieces and post five to friends in five differing continents at one month intervals apart. I then hand the sixth piece to a complete stranger at the departure lounge at Terminal 1 at Heathrow.
apprentice said:
simpo two said:
planetdave said:
Smash 'em to smithereens and drop the fragments in various bins.
Great minds... when I cut up an old credit card I always put one fragment in a different bin.
I really dunno how you sleep at nights!
I break mine into six pieces and post five to friends in five differing continents at one month intervals apart. I then hand the sixth piece to a complete stranger at the departure lounge at Terminal 1 at Heathrow.
Complete stranger? Yeah right! That'll be an MI5 agent...
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me...
wiggy001 said:
Complete stranger? Yeah right! That'll be an MI5 agent...
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me...
Of course wiggy!.... How could I be so bloody naive!!
I shall in future retain the sixth pieces and deposit them personally with my solicitor with explicit instructions for them to be inserted into a convenient orifice prior to cremation...... after my death.
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