I've only gone and won a car!!!

[Spooky]

I can't believe it! A silver and black Mini Cooper S. I've never won anything in mi life (apart from a spelling competition when I was 10).

Months ago, I filled in a competition entry that came with a bottle of ASDA plonk. Sent it off, forgot about it. This morning, I get a knock on the door:
"Good morning, sir. Can you sign for this?"
I'm still half-asleep, so I just sign the delivery note thing and he buggers off. Walked bleary-eyed into the kitchen, opens the package, and there it is: a beautiful die-cast 1/10th scale model of a Cooper S! The steering works and the doors open.

I came third. The winner won a real Cooper S. Never mind, better than a kick in the pants.

[gtir]

[Oi_Oi_Savaloy]

Congratulations!

(For a minute there I honestly thought you'd won the real thing!)

[Spooky]

If I'd have spent more time thinking about my tag line I might have won the real thing. My crappy line was:
For a taste of the divine,
Treat yourself to ASDA wine.

How pants is that? lol

[Esprit]

mmmmmmmm pants...

hehehe

To Get a bird to sixty-nine
get her drunk on ASDA Wine.

Or so mungo's reply would go ....

>> Edited by Esprit on Thursday 31st October 10:26

[plotloss]

I reckon Advertising Standards would have you for that!

Matt.

[filmidget]

Only if he blurred the bottle...

Cheers, Phil

[alfa dave]

If you're gagging for a bonk,
Fill her up with ASDA plonk.

[Esprit]

To get a girl you'd like to f
drink ASDA wine, you'll be in luck.

[Spooky]

Quelle surprise!
STOP PRESS: "Mildly amusing thread turns to smut shocker"

>> Edited by Spooky on Thursday 31st October 11:34

[domster]

"But if you wanted to win the Maxi,
You'd have to shag her up the ja...

...I'll get me coat.

Sorry for lowering the tone even further Ted

[Spooky]

ROFL!

And if you really want the Tuscan
She have to be a bit buxom.

Hey it nearly rhymes.

:Followsdomsterouttheroom:

[t1grm]

On the subject of car competitions has anyone entered on of these ? Looking forward to picking up my 360M in a few weeks time. I can feel it in my bones. It's a dead cert mate...

[Marcos Maniac]

Esprit said:



To Get a bird to sixty-nine
get her drunk on ASDA Wine.

Does she have to spit or swallow?

edited to add:

I meant the wine - HONEST
Does she have to spit or swallow?


>> Edited by Marcos Maniac on Thursday 31st October 13:18

>> Edited by Marcos Maniac on Thursday 31st October 13:23

[whatever]

gargle.

[Esprit]

ROTFLMAO

[pawsmcgraw]

last week my friend in Bradford won the real one!!good on her!

[Pelo]

WOW! Its contagious! I won Gran Turismo Concept today! I entered a comp in the Tv guide, forgot about it, and a wee yellow courier bag arrived containing the game!

Now, does anybody have a PS2 i can borrow???

[Esprit]

Pelo.... Izzas got one, u can nick.... errrr borrow his :P

[Marcos Maniac]

My mum won a car years ago!

It was at the time Renault were doing the big advertising promotion for the Renault 5.

'Renault 5' - Whats your's called!

She had to think of a 'name' for the car and give the reason in 30 words.

Can't for the life of me think what she called it now.