What's the point of speed bumps?
What's the point of speed bumps?
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14,640 posts

247 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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CoolHands

23,429 posts

224 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Apart from national trust type places that are just scared of criticism, mostly councils just need to waste your money wherever possible.

Capitan Obvio

18,084 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Don’t worry, the day will soon come where big brother will use simple telematics to mandate the maximum speed of one’s leased EV-mobile.

littleredrooster

6,371 posts

225 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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[PH answer] Because MX-5. I'm the one causing the resulting traffic jam as I don't wish to dislodge my vertebrae[/PH answer]

Super Sonic

14,267 posts

83 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Aren't they there to keep the lions in?

Dingu

4,893 posts

59 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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If love to know what you have been drinking to think everyone would keep to an appropriate speed.

croyde

26,350 posts

259 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Even speed bumps in 20mph zones force you to slow to 10mph and even slower if you have anything sporty.

Never understood that.

Dingu

4,893 posts

59 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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EmailAddress said:
Dingu said:
If love to know what you have been drinking to think everyone would keep to an appropriate speed.
Exactly my point.

They only slow down people who would be slowing down anyway (most likely).

They do nothing to manage inappropriate speed.

Or alternatively; as a method of speed reduction, they fail due to the fact that most modern vehicles have large travel, soft springs, tardy rebound, large wheels, and an enormous centre of mass well off the ground. Meaning the mindless Muppets ignore them.
That’s just not true. Most slow for them. How do you know they would drive that slowly in their absence?

Boleros

1,939 posts

35 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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I never seen a speed hbump, what is it?

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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CoolHands said:
Apart from national trust type places that are just scared of criticism, mostly councils just need to waste your money wherever possible.
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One of them..

D4rez

1,668 posts

85 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Capitan Obvio said:
Don’t worry, the day will soon come where big brother will use simple telematics to mandate the maximum speed of one’s leased EV-mobile.
Not sure what EV has to do with it

snuffy

13,231 posts

313 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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I took this in Liverpool last week. Seemed a bit harsh for the poor Zebra:


Mad Maximus

989 posts

32 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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The point of them it seems is to piss me off. I see one plus which is in residential areas to slow down scallywags. Saying that I hate them in residential areas too. They save lives in those areas but I still hate them. I’m conflicted!

cb31

1,458 posts

165 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Waste of time, we have them on our private road. The old busybodies want more as traffic goes too fast, sensible people drive at normal speeds and delivery drivers and the reckless drive as if they aren't there as they don't give as st. No deterrent if it isn't your vehicle or you just don't care, they only slow the people who care anyway.

Dave.

7,895 posts

282 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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I was recently loitering outside Costco waiting for my tyres being fitted, almost everyone went over them at an inappropriate speed.

Mostly too fast, making horrific noises on their way out with a full boot, or incredibly slow with one person stalling and another needing two attempts to get over one of them.

(It was a long wait!)

jimmytheone

2,008 posts

247 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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Their purpose is to piss people off, both the drivers by slowing/ veering between cushions, and the residents who have constant Thumping outside and increased polution from braking and accelerating.

They're actually funded by the local suspension/ tyre firms / aligners (maybe) smile

I sometimes wonder if there's a connection between road quality/ speed bumps and the number of soft/ heavy SUV crossovers people buy to flatten them. rolleyes

richhead

3,384 posts

40 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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And to add to that they make people slow down then speed up until the next one, cant be good for the polar bears surely.

Whatapex

78 posts

108 months

Friday 23rd August 2024
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It must be at least 15 years since i read a report that clearly stated that speed bumps don't work,in fact,the average speed in areas with speed bumps went up a little bit.Only vehicles that were shown to be slower was emergency vehicles.
Same report also showed a noticeable increase in back problems drivers of buses and lorries would be suffering from.
In the times we now live in,the extra pollution from braking and accelerating is off course another addition to said report.
I can only imagine that it's budget restrains that prevent councils from removing them.
Or could it be that the general public think they work and the councils want to be seen to do "the right thing" ?

CoolHands

23,429 posts

224 months

Saturday 24th August 2024
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Whatapex said:
I can only imagine that it's budget restrains that prevent councils from removing them.
Wrong. I can testify that Harrow and Brent in north west London are still actively installing them, including on the rare occasions they’ve had a road newly resurfaced! Absolute morons

mk1coopers

1,452 posts

181 months

Saturday 24th August 2024
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Those with mechanical sympathy will slow, those without won’t, unfortunately the latter group far exceeds the former, so the effect is negligible