Bad taste jokes

[tampon]

Just before I go home, give me your worse bad taste joke. I have some really bad ones but won't share them unless the calibre of others is up there.

I mean they are really bad ( I'm 6ft 5in about 17-18 stone and have to tell them quietly in case anyone hears them).

Ok off you go, fully expect arguements tomorrow

[Tank Slapper]

There are some that are quite near the mark on the Sean Connery thread.

[groucho]

6ft 5in and you fit into a MX5? Must be a bit of a squeeze.

>> Edited by groucho on Wednesday 21st September 18:26

[bmgm3]

What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm ?






































Paul and Heather McCartney...........hey, you did ask

[Plotloss]

Got a few, all of which would result in banishment so I'll decline ta...

[tampon]

groucho said:

6ft 5in and you fit into a MX5? Must be a bit of a squeeze. >> Edited by groucho on Wednesday 21st September 18:26

Tight, but if you remove the screw for the interior door pull you can place it at a different angle and have more room for getting your right leg out of the way of you steering hand.

Love the Sir Mac ones, good job boys.

Would ted ban you for a really bad joke ?

>> Edited by tampon on Wednesday 21st September 18:35

[Jaglover]

groucho said:

6ft 5in and you fit into a MX5? Must be a bit of a squeeze. >> Edited by groucho on Wednesday 21st September 18:26

Tampons are supposed to fit in tight places.

[nel]

What sort of file would you use to make a 2 mm diameter hole into a 40 mm diameter hole?


Don't think I dare post the answer to this one....

[andy mac]

Ok.. i think this one is bad.. No really.. Don't blame me if you get offended or something... You have been warned...

























This lady is giving birth at a hospital and the doctor delivering it cuts the unbilical cord, and then throws the baby really hard against the wall. The mother and father start freaking out, when the Doctor picks it up by the leg and slams it against the wall again. he picks up the baby, smiles at the devastated parents, and says "I'm just messing with you, it was already dead!"

>> Edited by andy mac on Wednesday 21st September 18:38

[Tampon]

nel said:

What sort of file would you use to make a 2 mm diameter hole into a 40 mm diameter hole? Don't think I dare post the answer to this one....

that would be a pedo, long handled carbon tipped file wouldn't it, or am I missing something

[nel]

Tampon said:

nel said: What sort of file would you use to make a 2 mm diameter hole into a 40 mm diameter hole? that would be a pedo, long handled carbon tipped file wouldn't it, or am I missing something

Yep, , but no need for the long handled carbon tipped version.

[ZR1cliff]

Jaglover said:

groucho said: 6ft 5in and you fit into a MX5? Must be a bit of a squeeze. >> Edited by groucho on Wednesday 21st September 18:26 Tampons are supposed to fit in tight places.

That discounts Essex then.

[andy mac]

They just use pillows in essex don't they?

[cotty]

After Dodi and Diana's car accident apparently the medics had to ring up Rover and ask how to get a gearbox out of a princess

even car related

[ZR1cliff]

cotty said:

After Dodi and Diana's car accident apparently the medics had to ring up Rover and ask how to get a gearbox out of a princess even car related

And they still coudnt find the coil

[cotty]

How did NASA know the crew of the Challenger had dandruff.

They found their head and shoulder on the beach

[Egbert Nobacon]

andy mac said:

They just use pillows in essex don't they?

No, sheep

[XM5ER]

Old one.




How can you tell when your sister is on her period.


Your brother's dick tastes funny.

[Tank Slapper]

Google for Aussie Jed.

[cotty]

how do you circumsise (cant spell) a redneck
Kick his sister in the mouth