How long would you last against Mike Tyson in his prime?

[Wacky Racer]

Ok, serious question. no bullst.

How long would you last before he knocked your head off?

Seconds away....round one..........

[John87]

The first punch would take out 99% of the population

[Jimjimhim]

Yep, it's a rather pointless thread.

[Portofino]

John87 said:

The first punch would take out 99% of the population

The first punch would kill 99% of the population.

[Wacky Racer]

Jasey_ said:

I'd have a heart attack when the bell went.

[glennjamin]

Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....

[Monkeylegend]

I think the smell of poo in my boxing shorts would keep him away for a couple of rounds.

[valiant]

glennjamin said:

Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....

Yeah, make him angry before he punches you.

[57Ford]

Discretion is the better part of valour. I’d be super discreet about bravely jumping out of the ring extremely swiftly and legging it.

[Douglas Quaid]

glennjamin said:

Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....

Very fast. This is him at 15 yrs old.

https://youtu.be/51090bGcoR8?si=7ZAES5eL2GesIhsw

[dudleybloke]

Can i run him over a couple of times first?

[jules_s]

Depends on how much cash I could slip Don I would think

[Jasandjules]

Do I have a 9mm pistol? If so, between 6 and 8 seconds. If not, 0.5 seconds.

[MOBB]

Bunch of wusses

He wouldn’t last a round against me

[57Ford]

MOBB said:

Bunch of wusses

He wouldn’t last a round against me

Well of course, I’d only be running away because I wouldn’t want to hurt him.

[StoutBench]

glennjamin said:

Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....

Have you not seen him in his prime!

[xx99xx]

For £x million pounds I wouldn't really care how long it took. Although quicker the better would make sense.

That's if I got the point of being an actual contender and worth the money. Which I wouldn't be.

To answer the silly question though, I'd say about 30 seconds. 25 of them would be me running away from him.

[Muzzer79]

Wacky Racer said:

Ok, serious question. no bullst.

How long would you last before he knocked your head off?

Wacky Racer said:

Seconds away....round one..........

Yeah, about as long as it takes them to say that.

[cerb4.5lee]

I'm in the running away camp too! Not only was he a fantastic and quick boxer, but he was a nasty so and so as well. So someone definitely not to be messed with I reckon.

[eharding]

Portofino said:

John87 said:

The first punch would take out 99% of the population

The first punch would kill 99% of the population.

Point of order.

He's Mike Tyson, not a bleedin' asteroid the size of Texas arriving at 20 kilometres a second.

With a nominal world populace of 8 billion, and assuming he's only punching one person, that first punch would likely kill 0.0000000125% of the population.