Would you be like this in court?

[adeewuff]

www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=342639

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Best quote in it is :-

Counsel: Yes, m'lud. Now, Mr Chrysler, perhaps you will describe what reason you had to steal 40,000 coat hangers?

Chrysler: Is that a question?

Counsel: Yes.

Chrysler: It doesn't sound like one. It sounds like a proposition which doesn't believe in itself. You know –"Perhaps I will describe the reason I had to steal 40,000 coat hangers... Perhaps I won't... Perhaps I'll sing a little song instead..."

[marki]

Hi adee , i saw this on rotten.com last week , oh yes how i would have loved to be front row on that day , it was the funniest thing i have read for a very very long time , espesially when the joined in

[pdv6]

magic!

[adeewuff]

Part 2 of the transcrpt is here...

www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=342909

[scruff400]

Outragous!!

The man shoud be hung.

Coathangars are not a matter for trifling (how do you spell that?).

Just because someone is errudite, he gets away with it.

Monster.

[marki]

part 2 is great , this guy is just wonderful and obviously in the wrong business

[CarZee]

priceless

[plotloss]

Thats one of the funniest things I have read on the web!

Marvellous!

Matt.

[Don]

That was glorious...

[incorrigible]

scruff400 said: Outragous!!

The man shoud be hung.

Coathangars are not a matter for trifling (how do you spell that?).

Just because someone is errudite, he gets away with it.

Monster.

He probably plays golf :runningforcover:

And did you sin no more ?

Alas no

[scruff400]

Alas, no.

Coathanger...

There's a knob gag in there somewhere...

Just a bit rusty..

[incorrigible]

The other question I liked was

Why don't they get a fridge that works ?

Wouldn't be like hotel then

[Mr E]

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Wonderful. I wonder if this guy will do after dinner speeches.

Methinks the Judge is enjoying the prosicution getting the runaround.

>> Edited by Mr E on Thursday 31st October 16:49

[Marcos Maniac]

Oh to be doing jury service!

>> Edited by Marcos Maniac on Thursday 31st October 16:32

[Bonce]

Marcos Maniac said:
Oh to be doing jury service!

I never thought I'd hear anyone say that!

[Marcos Maniac]

Bonce said:

Marcos Maniac said:
Oh to be doing jury service!

I never thought I'd hear anyone say that!

can you imagine sitting on the jury and trying to keep a straight face

[neil_cardiff]

Indeed up there as a top funny one...