So good I didn't think it deserved the Joke Thread
Discussion
A police officer pulls an "innocent motorist" over
for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer:
May I see your driver's license?
Driver:
I don't have one. I got banned for drink-driving.
Officer:
May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer
The car is stolen?
Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer:
There's a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer:
There's a BODY in the BOOT !?!?
Driver:
Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
Sargeant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Sargeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver:
Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Sergeant:
Who's car is this?
Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Sergeant:
Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove compartment.
Sergeant:
Would you mind opening your boot? I was told there
was a body in it.
Driver:
No problem.
The Boot is opened; no body.
Sergeant:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too
for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer:
May I see your driver's license?
Driver:
I don't have one. I got banned for drink-driving.
Officer:
May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer
The car is stolen?
Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer:
There's a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer:
There's a BODY in the BOOT !?!?
Driver:
Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
Sargeant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Sargeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver:
Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Sergeant:
Who's car is this?
Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Sergeant:
Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove compartment.
Sergeant:
Would you mind opening your boot? I was told there
was a body in it.
Driver:
No problem.
The Boot is opened; no body.
Sergeant:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too
Big_M said:
Scruff400 said: It's in there already Neil, sorry.
Do you know - I was wondering if some sad git had actually read all the jokes on the Sean Connery thread - now I know of at least one sad git.
Here's another one. I've read all the jokes too, since the pages have been accumulating.
>> Edited by nmlowe on Thursday 31st October 22:08
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