Beard Pencil

[simons123]

Anyone used one?? Any good or does it look obvious?

One side of my face is quite patchy and like to keep the stubble look. Considering trying one.

[jdw100]

Get a beard transplant.

Go all in and have Turkey teeth, hair transplant and a Brazilian ‘Butt’ Lift.

Yes, a beard transplant is a real thing, I read this last year.

Either you can grow one or you can’t.

[popeyewhite]

The "Stubble look", aka can't be arsed to shave, fools no one.

[Glassman]

I had no idea it was a thing.

[Exiled Imp]

You could try your missus' eye-liner to see if you like the results?

Or a washable felt tip pen?

Probably not really helpful. Just go with what you have.

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Sounds ridiculous and looks as ridiculous as it sounds, please don't.

[55palfers]

Jeez. I've seen it all now.

[TGCOTF-dewey]

I'd have said the op had left themselves logged in at work, but the time of posting suggests otherwise.

It must be his missus having a laugh. A beard pencil indeed

Wonder if I can get a felt tip to convert my keg to a six pack.

[a311]

Glassman said:

I had no idea it was a thing.

Nor did I! I've never struggled to grow a beard and like to sport one to varying lengths but it's getting more grey more by the day..... I'm follicularly challenged on my head too so can't judge too harshly, however I'd sooner just shave a patchy beard than my head....

[Grumbler]

Mate of mine had the same issue. Ended up getting loads of tiny rabbits tattooed on his face.
From a distance they looked like hares…..

[Glassman]

Grumbler said:

Mate of mine had the same issue. Ended up getting loads of tiny rabbits tattooed on his face.
From a distance they looked like hares…..

That's so bad but in the context of this thread and the morning I've had it raised a chuckle.

[jdw100]

Grumbler said:

Mate of mine had the same issue. Ended up getting loads of tiny rabbits tattooed on his face.
From a distance they looked like hares…..

Made me chuckle!

[mcelliott]

Jeez this is PH you should have a full beard by 11am.

[daddy cool]

simons123 said:

Anyone used one?? Any good or does it look obvious?

One side of my face is quite patchy and like to keep the stubble look. Considering trying one.

I think both you and your missus should start seeing other guys.