RE: Check out Chelsea Trucks' Grenadier Grandmaster
RE: Check out Chelsea Trucks' Grenadier Grandmaster
Monday 11th November 2024

Check out Chelsea Trucks' Grenadier Grandmaster

'Unprecedented standards of sophistication, comfort, and style' promised for new take on Ineos 4x4


If there’s one thing guaranteed with the most off-roady of off-roaders, it’s that nobody will have to wait long for an overtly road focused rework. Happens with G-Classes, happens with Defenders, happens with Jimnys - now it’s most certainly happening with Grenadiers. 

Following a toe-in-the-water styling package (and a more explicitly all-terrain-focused Expedition car), the Chelsea Truck Company has this, the Ineos Grenadier Grandmaster. CTC suggests that its latest transformation ‘captures that same soul’ as the rufty-tufty standard car, albeit ‘with a refined, more road-focused aesthetic that embodies the OEM+ philosophy of design’.

So it’s a pretty unapologetic Grenadier, put it that way. The Grandmaster gets 40mm wider arches in exposed carbon (don’t scrape those on bollards), filled out with 9x20-inch forged alloy wheels (don’t scrape those on kerbs), plus a central roof light (in exposed carbon, obvs) to clear the way on the North Circular. While the tyres remain all terrain, the grille is now something called a Dakar with centre lights and the window covers now ‘Alpine’ spec, this is clearly designed for road routes. What use would 100mm exhaust tips be for a straight six if there wasn’t anyone around to hear them? 

The Granmaster interior is equally bold. Volcanic Blue is as distinctive as you might hope, here in Nappa hide and found just about everywhere: Seats, door cards, grab handles, gaiters, the whole kit and kaboodle. Chelsea suggests that the upholstery offers ‘a seamless blend of luxury and comfort, providing an experience as indulgent as it is refined’. Which are not typically words associated with the Ineos Grenadier, so it’ll be interesting to see how much of a change has been wrought by the changes. Certainly not going to mistake it for a standard car, at least…

While the Grandmaster is being launched as a standalone model, expect some of the parts to make it to the CTC store in time. There are already parts like the hard spare wheel cover (£700 inc VAT) in a different design, an assortment of bodykits (£6k-£9k) and a 30mm suspension lift kit (£825), so it seems likely that the new rear valance, that chunky rear wing and the contrast roof will be there soon enough. 

For those that want the complete car - ‘the ultimate expression of sophistication’, no less - there isn’t yet a Grandmaster RRP. But given the most affordable Grenadier on Chelsea’s stocklist is more than £70,000, and it’s most expensive not that far from £100k, it’s likely to be in that ballpark. Which is probably a cheaper way into the trend than with a Defender or a G-Class. Coming to a not-quite-big-enough parking space near you soon. 


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Username983

Original Poster:

8 posts

183 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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I don't dislike big 4x4s and SUVs when done right but this just looks like someone threw a load of tacky parts on the outside and then a Smurf threw up on the inside.

Looks vulgar and cheap but for a lot of money!

JJJ.

5,535 posts

44 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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 ‘the ultimate expression of sophistication’
Sure...


DaveyBoyWonder

3,880 posts

203 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Username983 said:
I don't dislike big 4x4s and SUVs when done right but this just looks like someone threw a load of tacky parts on the outside and then a Smurf threw up on the inside.

Looks vulgar and cheap but for a lot of money!
Pretty much Chelsea Truck's mantra but hardly surprising given their parent company...

nismo48

7,015 posts

236 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Username983 said:
I don't dislike big 4x4s and SUVs when done right but this just looks like someone threw a load of tacky parts on the outside and then a Smurf threw up on the inside.

Looks vulgar and cheap but for a lot of money!
Chelsea Tractor Shirley wink

Rumblestripe

4,059 posts

191 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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I quite like the seats but not the colour of them. That's it.

Oh and "British Cars"? Remind me where Ineos moved their production post Brexit.

Gerard Thibault

43 posts

45 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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When the Lego Technic version looks more real than the original....

Gastons_Revenge

463 posts

33 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Those seats are gopping

akashzimzimma

274 posts

106 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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fitting oversized off road tyres without the required suspension lift, to maintain body/wheel arch clearance during suspension articulation, just shows who this new money- chavtastic modded SUV is aimed at.

Uncle Meat

998 posts

279 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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I did wonder what I had seen earlier this year. I thought it was someone just being ironic with their wheel cover for their Grenadier


Lefty

21,287 posts

231 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Urgh

pissonheads

284 posts

30 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Well at least those massive tyre walls should mean some wannabe influencer/trust fund baby wont be curbing his rims on the belgravia pavements.

Alas, completely pointless, but ineos need to develop sales to the poseurs to grow their marketshare beyond the core commercial target audience, as the new defender has done so brilliantly.

Arsecati

2,780 posts

146 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Even if I wasn't an Arsenal supporter, I would still think this looked like schyte.

Simoninspalding

176 posts

40 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
Pretty much Chelsea Truck's mantra but hardly surprising given their parent company...
KAAAAHHHHN!!!!furiousgetmecoat

Spiros115

428 posts

79 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Now I would have thought urban types would want the utilitarian approach exterior but I can’t for the life of me think they’d part £100k+ for the utter dogs dinner of an interior this thing has, that dash looks like something out of a tank but with twee EV steering wheel

Angelo1985

796 posts

55 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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“The Chelsea truck company”

I’m done, your honour.

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Uncle Meat said:
I did wonder what I had seen earlier this year. I thought it was someone just being ironic with their wheel cover for their Grenadier

That's a Jeep Wrangler.

The Hypno-Toad

13,305 posts

234 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Gastons_Revenge said:
Those seats are gopping
Basically the same colour as the Chelsea team shirts which is probably the point.

Still utterly hideous. Like a lot of these things these days, styled by LEGO.

POIDH

3,728 posts

94 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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Angelo1985 said:
“The Chelsea truck company”

I’m done, your honour.
^ nothing more to add.

MCBrowncoat

1,743 posts

175 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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https://www.tiktok.com/@afzalkahn_/video/743271403...

"Carbon fibre detailing...."

Check out the subtitles at the start....

Also:

And these rear wings here are made out of actually, what?
Carbon Fibre?
No they're not.
Fibreglass!
No they're not...
Plastic!
They're aluminium...

fk me......




Trebor1970

224 posts

49 months

Monday 11th November 2024
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rufty-tufty?