Will somebody tell Rory Bremner

[mybrainhurts]

We're not making the planet fry......

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Ok

[nervous]

i cant. im eating a sandwich.

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nervous said:

i cant. im eating a sandwich.

..and it's rude to talk with your mouth full

[mybrainhurts]

Get on with it...get on with it

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Running bear loved little white dove

[mybrainhurts]

Running bare in cold make little white todger...

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Dreamy

[nervous]

topping?

[mybrainhurts]

There's a plod up there eating fish 'n chips....

[nervous]

just spent ages constructing a very weak pun about just that, then realised it was a ambulance person. rats.

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Will the wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?

[nervous]

dunno bout that, but it made the bath water frothy.

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Ah! a good head

[nervous]

perhaps later. as i said, im eating right now.

[mybrainhurts]

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but that's not important

[nervous]

bloody hell, shes hot. and theyve been eating one hell of a curry.

[mybrainhurts]

Huh...you try lighting a fart like that...