Have you been banned for life from any…

[Mick Dastardly]

business, establishment or other organisation?

I’ll start, I’m banned from flying with Ryanair for life.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I'm banned for life from HMS Belfast.

[vaud]

Mick Dastardly said:

I’ll start, I’m banned from flying with Ryanair for life.

What did you do? Ask for a seat and a seatbelt?

[Jonmx]

As a rather drunken 17 year old, I was banned for life from The Imperial pub (Wetherspoons) in Exeter. Now I'm in my forties and have had a chat with Tim Martin in the exact same establishment. I told one of the duty managers about the historic ban recently, only to be told that they too had been handed such a ban back in the day. Other than that, Twitter is the only place I've been banned from.

[spikeyhead]

I was banned for life in 1985 from a pub

I was in there last week, and also for an evening last year

[Skodillac]

The go-karts at Thorpe Park.

For driving too aggressively.

I was 12.

[Randy Winkman]

No. I'm a goody goody. Nearest I've got is being red-flagged at a driving experience day at Brands Hatch.

[Nova Gyna]

Laser Tag in Brecon.

Apparently the staff were shocked and upset when I started using my knife to save on ammunition.

[MOBB]

Wicksteed park go cart track

Figured out I could reach behind me and pull the throttle cable past its supposed max setting. Those things flew for the couple of laps until they kicked me out

[MDMA .]

Banned from the local baths for bombing. This was when I was at high school though.

[brake fader]

Taxi firm, but they have gone now so i out lived the ban. Ha Ha

[redrabbit]

Mick Dastardly said:

business, establishment or other organisation?

I’ll start, I’m banned from flying with Ryanair for life.

That sounds more like a reward than a punishment. What happened?

[littleowl]

Henrys Cafe Bar, Sheffield City Centre.

Closed years ago anyway, so who had the last laugh, eh Henry?

[nikaiyo2]

Saudi Arabia.

[Hoofy]

Skodillac said:

The go-karts at Thorpe Park.

For driving too aggressively.

I was 12.

For life? Do you think they'd recognise you now?

[ril7979]

30 years ago I was banned from all Dignity Funeral Homes for advising their employees to set up on their own.

assume I'm still banned

[daqinggregg]

“TV, Film, Streaming & Radio” “Netflix - What gems have you found? (NO SPOILERS) Thread” I posted Charles Sobhraj (The Serpent) was alive 2021, earned me a ban, for not hiding it behind a ‘spoiler alert’ not sure if it’s a life time ban!

[Skodillac]

Hoofy said:

Skodillac said:

The go-karts at Thorpe Park.

For driving too aggressively.

I was 12.

For life? Do you think they'd recognise you now?

Yes I'm only 13 now.

(not)

[loskie]

ril7979 said:

30 years ago I was banned from all Dignity Funeral Homes for advising their employees to set up on their own.

assume I'm still banned

"Come back when you're dead!"

[Skodillac]

Along with my entire company at the time, The Coppid Beech hotel in Bracknell after a particularly refreshing Christmas party upset all the other guests.

Those were the days when work socials were done properly.