Dated v New Football Lingo
Dated v New Football Lingo
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Glassman

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24,163 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Watching Tottenham v Liverpool yesterday, Gary Neville described a cross by Trent Alexander-Arnold by saying he, 'dropped the ball on a sixpence'. Isn't that a phrase used to describe a manoeuvre, or player turning in a tight spot? I suppose the phrase could be applied to delivering a ball with accuracy, but sixpence? It's a bit dated, no?

I have no memory of a sixpence (although I think the coin went out of circulation in the early seventies; I would have been a toddler). Yet, the phrase, 'turning on a sixpence' is still used by commentators, match summarisers and players to this day. My son (now 16) plays and I've not once heard him refer to a coin to describe how tight the space was etc. In football parlance we still hear, 'taking the game by the scruff of the neck', 'chomping at the bit', 'downed tools' and even, 'the gaffer'. They're all a bit dated yet still used by footballists. Will this eventually phase itself out as younger generations 'come up through the ranks', or is it a language that gets passed on?

What other old phrases and terms are there that are out of place today? I hear my son using terms like, 'they got cooked' or [a player] got 'sent' or that a teams attacker 'got pocketed'. I've heard 'heavy metal' football (used to describe the style implemented by Jurgen Klopp) and 'worldy' seems to be a popular word to describe an amazing goal.

Dated or modern, what do you have in your locker?








vixen1700

27,215 posts

290 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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"Jumpers for Goalposts"

Oh yes!

Feirny

2,844 posts

167 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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I think all this xG (expected goals) is absolute bks. How you can expect a certain amount of goals is silly. I think it’s just something someone has made up to sound cool but it needs to f*ck off.

Glassman

Original Poster:

24,163 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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vixen1700 said:
"Jumpers for Goalposts"

Oh yes!
Great example. Who wears jumpers these days? Defo not my son!

essayer

10,310 posts

214 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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put it in the onion bag

Glassman

Original Poster:

24,163 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Feirny said:
I think all this xG (expected goals) is absolute bks. How you can expect a certain amount of goals is silly. I think it’s just something someone has made up to sound cool but it needs to f*ck off.
High press. Low block. Mid block. Percentage football.

Glassman

Original Poster:

24,163 posts

235 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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essayer said:
put it in the onion bag
I said that to the boys in the team I used to manage and they all looked at me like I'd just spoken a foreign language. Explaining it still didn't make sense because none of them came from a household where they bought their onions in an old style bag.

Abc321

932 posts

115 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Feirny said:
I think all this xG (expected goals) is absolute bks. How you can expect a certain amount of goals is silly. I think it’s just something someone has made up to sound cool but it needs to f*ck off.
Absolutely dead on. xG is a load of ste, they act surprised when the xG is low and then its a 5 goal thriller. It's nonsense.

Pitre

5,555 posts

254 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Transition.

Voldemort

7,120 posts

298 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Old - that was a robust tackle

New - a straight red card if ever I saw one

Hammer67

6,219 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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The current trend of keepers fannying about in their own box and conceding you`d imagine "Just fking launch it you clown" would be a popular retort.

Dan_1981

17,875 posts

219 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Top bins!



Terminator X

18,927 posts

224 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Voldemort said:
Old - that was a robust tackle

New - a straight red card if ever I saw one
Old VJ didn't even get a yellow for this:



TX.

abzmike

10,955 posts

126 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Old
Orange balls
Magic sponge

New
Tights and gloves
Compact
Overlap
12 minutes added time

popegregory

1,847 posts

154 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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Play out from the back. Who invented that?

snuffy

11,879 posts

304 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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abzmike said:
Old
12 minutes added time
It's turning onto ice hockey, whereby a 20 minute period lasts around 40.

Hammer67

6,219 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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New : False 9

Old: Carlton Cole.

Bluevanman

9,019 posts

213 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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popegregory said:
Play out from the back. Who invented that?
A bored goalkeeper

JagYouAre

576 posts

190 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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You could add 'linesman' to the list.

They call them assistant referees these days, presumably in the interests of political correctness.

Bluevanman

9,019 posts

213 months

Monday 23rd December 2024
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JagYouAre said:
You could add 'linesman' to the list.

They call them assistant referees these days, presumably in the interests of political correctness.
Well some linesmen are women