Cometh The Messiah

[Lannister902]

To the religious lot on here, what's your thoughts on the coming of the messiah?
How much bloodshed is required before you'll realise these novels you're all read from won't bring you much joy once you're dead...

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I highly recommend you do a little digging online, it's a SCARY time we're in!

[popegregory]

He’s got to come and clean his room out first

[anonymous-user]

Stop taking the drugs and go to bed.

[Getragdogleg]

I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.

[Lannister902]

Forester1965 said:

Stop taking the drugs and go to bed.

Yes it sounds CRAZY

[Rayny]

Getragdogleg said:

I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.

My son, I've told you before - Don't interrupt when the grown ups are talking, go to your room and do your homework.

[J6542]

Getragdogleg said:

I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.

You’re not the messiah. Just a very naughty boy.

[Wacky Racer]

Haaland's getting his form back, he scored two today.

[Monkeylegend]

Forson is the messiah, scored two in injury time to steal the win.

[sunbeam alpine]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[RATATTAK]

Two men think they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong - Mark Knopfler

[anonymous-user]

He’s due on the 20th January

[RATATTAK]

Getragdogleg said:

I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.

You are David Icke aicmfp !

[Wacky Racer]

Monkeylegend said:

Forson is the messiah, scored two in injury time to steal the win.

Good goals to be fair.

[SeeFive]

I am surrounded by people called Jesus here in Spain. Surely one of them can step up to the frikkin plate?

[mickk]

MDMA . said:

He’s due on the 20th January

Have I still got to sit my speed awareness course?

[Byker28i]

mickk said:

MDMA . said:

He’s due on the 20th January

Have I still got to sit my speed awareness course?

Of course, for you have sinned... go ask for forgiveness and pay the £80 to listen to the sermon.

[fuzzymonkey]

MDMA . said:

He’s due on the 20th January

Anyone else remember when for a about 6 months, all postmarks on letters had a message about Messiah returning?

[Monkeylegend]

fuzzymonkey said:

Anyone else remember when for a about 6 months, all postmarks on letters had a message about Messiah returning?

I think that was an advert for the local territorials, they had their mess for hire.

[oakdale]

Could this be the Messiah?

He who has come to teach us the way!