You wake up and you're glad you're not...

[DickyC]

Keir Starmer.

Imagine meeting Donald Trump in front of the world's press.

[vikingaero]

The 54th State of the USA, after Greenland and Gaza.

[nicanary]

OT I hear King Chuck has invited Him for a State visit. Would he know what cutlery to use at the inevitable banquet. ?

[Ryyy]

Late for work.

[juice]

nicanary said:

OT I hear King Chuck has invited Him for a State visit. Would he know what cutlery to use at the inevitable banquet. ?

I imagine it will look something like this

[DickyC]

nicanary said:

OT I hear King Chuck has invited Him for a State visit. Would he know what cutlery to use at the inevitable banquet. ?

I read that as the unenviable banquet.

[Eric Mc]

He wants some hints and tips on what being a King is like.

This is Trump's new favourite song -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdF2geyx5KE

[mac96]

nicanary said:

OT I hear King Chuck has invited Him for a State visit. Would he know what cutlery to use at the inevitable banquet. ?

He will be given advice.

It's more that he's the type of person to deliberately use the wrong cutlery because he imagines that it shows that he is the boss.

It would be interesting to know!

[DickyC]

mac96 said:

nicanary said:

OT I hear King Chuck has invited Him for a State visit. Would he know what cutlery to use at the inevitable banquet. ?

He will be given advice.

It's more that he's the type of person to deliberately use the wrong cutlery because he imagines that it shows that he is the boss.

It would be interesting to know!

'The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.'

[captain_cynic]

DickyC said:

Keir Starmer.

I'm glad of that every day... I'm no Starmer hater but I'd hate to be that fking dull.

On a serious note,

Late for a flight.

I literally have nightmares about being late for a flight.

[vikingaero]

captain_cynic said:

DickyC said:

Keir Starmer.

I'm glad of that every day... I'm no Starmer hater but I'd hate to be that fking dull.

On a serious note,

Late for a flight.

I literally have nightmares about being late for a flight.

John Major is more exciting than Free Gear.

My sister and her family missed a flight to Iceland because they were faffing - cost £5k for new tickets.

[DickyC]

vikingaero said:

John Major is more exciting than Free Gear.

My sister and her family missed a flight to Iceland because they were faffing - cost £5k for new tickets.

But they learned and never faffed again.

They didn't learn, did they?