Ghost in the machine - does your car have one?
Ghost in the machine - does your car have one?
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Riley Blue

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23,205 posts

255 months

Sunday 16th March 2025
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Friday morning, we set off by car for a couple of days away. The car hasn't been on a long journey for a while so I checked all fluid levels and tyre pressures and off we went. A few miles down the road I said to O/H, "This car must be due a service soon."

No sooner had I said it when 'Beep!' and an amber engine-shaped warning light appeared in the dash. Not having seen it before I stopped and checked the manual - 'Service due soon'...

About a hundred miles later I flicked the screen washer to clear the windscreen and just as I did so Waze's 'Paddington Bear' navigation voice said something like, "Your windscreen's dirty, I'd give it a good scrub if I was you.'

Is the ghost in the machine talking to me? Does your 'machine' have one?

Scabutz

8,827 posts

109 months

Sunday 16th March 2025
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Was driving mine the other day with the Highway Driving Assist on. Where it basically drives itself on the motorway

Car in front braked sharply and it flashed up a collision warning. Thought why you telling me bruv you're driving.

98elise

32,539 posts

190 months

Sunday 16th March 2025
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Riley Blue said:
Friday morning, we set off by car for a couple of days away. The car hasn't been on a long journey for a while so I checked all fluid levels and tyre pressures and off we went. A few miles down the road I said to O/H, "This car must be due a service soon."

No sooner had I said it when 'Beep!' and an amber engine-shaped warning light appeared in the dash. Not having seen it before I stopped and checked the manual - 'Service due soon'...

About a hundred miles later I flicked the screen washer to clear the windscreen and just as I did so Waze's 'Paddington Bear' navigation voice said something like, "Your windscreen's dirty, I'd give it a good scrub if I was you.'

Is the ghost in the machine talking to me? Does your 'machine' have one?
I was once on a long drive home I stopped for fuel and noticed they sold emergency fan belts.

As I pulled out onto the motorway I was thinking about what would happen if my fan belt snapped. It drove the alternator and water pump so the first symptoms would be the charging light, then a rise in temperature.

Just as I had that thought the the charging light came on, and the temperature started to rise! Fan belt had snapped!