Quote of the day

[simpo two]

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

[s2k_vixen]

simpo two said:

"and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

Depends what they're driving - otherwise it might be woohooo

[crazylegs]

simpo two said:

anyone going faster than you

Huh?

[viggen114]

Labour MP Austin Mitchell said:

To lose power to todays Tory party would be to let the vandels in to dismantle what little we have achieved

[vixpy1]

'Yes, I went for the AJP6 for its reliability'

[simpo two]

'If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you'

[funinthesun]

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades

[simpo two]

funinthesun said:

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades

'If you fix a letter to this post, we'll give you free education and AIDS?'