Kate moss meets jeremy clarkson!

[DucatiGary]

Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson on a night out, so she asked "what do you do". Jeremy says "I do top gear", Great said Kate, ill have 4 grams please

[maserati3200gt]

DucatiGary said:

Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson on a night out, so she asked "what do you do". Jeremy says "I do top gear", Great said Kate, ill have 4 grams please

PSML

[verysideways]

[DucatiGary]

I wont mention the part where she was asking "so have you done speed"

or the part where jeremy is boasting about his straight line performance

[cyrus1971]

Or the fact that she should stop and wait at solid white lines

[jdh1]

This almost happened for real. Clarkson tells the story of how he was introduced to Kate Moss at some event or other. She asked what he did, he said TV programme Top Gear. She missheard and asked hime whether he was trying to sell her some drugs.

[europeanme]

bloody hell...only heard this at work this morning!! how gags fly!!....

How come it took George Dubya 3 weeks to act in New Orleans....



give the man time to think!!!