Hang over cures.......

[timmy30]

Right given that it's 12.15 on Friday, I can predict with 99.9% certainty that 24 hours from now I will have a bloody awful hang over. So what's going to cure it?

I usually sit in a hot shower for about an hour, then eat a bacon butty and lie on the sofa moaning until around 4pm. Bit of a wasted day though. I then repeat the same procedure on Sunday.

[wolves_wanderer]

Stay drunk

[dick dastardly]

Grease, and lots of it. Eggs, bacon, sausages, chips etc washed down with pots of coffee.

[Dakkon]

Get her to go on top in the morning

[Plotloss]

3 pints of water just before you go to bed.

You may piss the bed but at least you wont have a headache.

[timmy30]

Dakkon said:

Get her to go on top in the morning

Yes.....advances in that direction after a night on the booze normally get the repost "sod off you smell like a brewery"

[timmy30]

Plotloss said:

You may piss the bed but at least you wont have a headache.

I bloody well will my Mrs.

[Plotloss]

Nah you wont but it is the most effective way.

You get the hangover from dehydration, drink loads of water, no dehydration, no hangover.

Cant believe it took me almost 30 years to discover it.

Fry ups work before going on the piss better than they do after.

[Don Veloci]

dick dastardly said:

Grease, and lots of it. Eggs, bacon, sausages, chips etc washed down with pots of coffee.

mmm agree, but I'd replace the coffe with Irn-Bru.

Lying about doesn't help. Do some activity to get the blood going, you'll feel better sooner for it (like someone suggested the mrs could help with the activity).

[cotty]

Plotloss said:

3 pints of water just before you go to bed.

I tried that once and it worked, kind of.

I puked after the first pint, thus expelling any yet to be absorbed alcohol from my stomach. Felt fine the next day

[Lois]

chicken bovril works wonders! Epsecially if it's one of those lingering ones. Had a 48 hour hangover once and that was the only thing that made me feel better!

[Plotloss]

cotty said:

Plotloss said: 3 pints of water just before you go to bed. I tried that once and it worked, kind of. I puked after the first pint, thus expelling any yet to be absorbed alcohol from my stomach. Felt fine the next day

I had that experience with hair of the dog.

I was 15

Puked on the school bus and looked a little odd at 8am with a can of carling.

Never again.

[jimothy]

Glass of milk before bed.

If I don't drink milk before bed, I get a hangover that cripples me all day. If I drink the milk, I'm always fine the next morning.

Seriously try it. I never believed it till I started diong it.

[Raify]

A packet of salty crisps, 500ml a Sprite + Ibuprofen

[timmy30]

Raify said:

A packet of salty crisps, 500ml a Sprite + Ibuprofen

I always crave salty food when I'm hung over.

Drinkings great isn't it, thousands of beer calories, topped off with thousands of fried food and crips calories, topped off with no exercise.

[WWESTY]

Proper, full-fat coke/pepsi, and bananas.

And water the night before.

[AlexH]

The girlfriends brother found the best hangover cure bar none...his other half is a nurse, so the night after his stag-do she hooked him up to an IV...right as rain in no time.

For those of you who don't have a nurse and spare saline drip handy, I'd go with drinking as much water as possible before you go to bed...

[timmy30]

AlexH said:

The girlfriends brother found the best hangover cure bar none...his other half is a nurse, so the night after his stag-do she hooked him up to an IV...right as rain in no time. For those of you who don't have a nurse and spare saline drip handy, I'd go with drinking as much water as possible before you go to bed...

What was in the IV though, Lager?

[vetteheadracer]

1 pint of water before bed or as much as you can stomach.
2 Nurofen and a glass of water when you walk up.
3 more hours sleep.

[D3DNA]

I have something to eat and a cup of coffee (or two) and haven't had a hangover yet.