RE: Brabus XL gets portal axles, 800hp

RE: Brabus XL gets portal axles, 800hp

Tuesday 6th May

Brabus XL gets portal axles, 800hp

Concerned Brabus Gs are too much about posturing? Try its new 'all-terrain supercar'


Never let it be said that Brabus doesn’t cater to all tastes. From Smart cars to motorhomes, there’s surely something that’ll appeal. Now there’s something called an XL 800, taking the portal axle tech of the wild Crawler with some more familiar Brabus G-Class OTT-ness: see the carbon widebody and a concrete grey interior. 

What underpins an XL really is interesting, however. Brabus suggests that ‘maximum off-road capabilities’ was their primary objective when it came to building this car, and therefore this car employs an entirely new independent front suspension. The rear suspension, while still a solid axle, has been overhauled as well - think links and axle housing - to ensure that the milled-from-billet-aluminium portal axles could fit. As with the previous ‘squared’ G-Classes, they work wonders for axle articulation and off-road ability: Brabus claims 47cm of ground clearance. 

The coilovers used are height adjustable, the damping has been adjusted to factor in the new axles, and the standard suspension adjustment dial inside can be used to tweak on the fly. Impressive. Best representing what a bizarre clash of cultures this XL is, the wheels remain 22-inch in diameter, but are bespoke for this installation to deal with the weight of this car. Brabus has somehow found off-road tyres in 325/55 R22. Wherever you want to do and whenever you want to go there, the Brabus XL 800 can do it. 

Whether you’ll want to, of course, remains a different matter, what with all the carbon. This is another Brabus Widestar kit, and it certainly complements the aesthetic created by those incredible forged wheels. There’s carbon for the bonnet, around the radiator, for the wind deflector and more. This one even gets a Brabus Carbon Package, just to be absolutely sure. All XL 800s are fitted with Brabus’s ‘Easy Entry’ 90-degree hinges and steps to make clambering in and out simpler. What a mad machine. 

Brabus hasn’t issued a kerbweight for the XL 800, but consider the name, the off-road hardware fitted and the fact that 800hp can only get to 62mph in 4.6 seconds and it’s clear this is a big old bus. The off-road tyres mean a max of 130mph, too. Still, the sound is going to be sensational, and surely feeling 738lb ft have its influence on a G will be mighty amusing. As with all these Brabus 800hp reworks of the M177 4.0-litre, its own pair of 1.6 bar turbos are central to the big power gain. They probably play a part in combined 11.7mpg, too, but nobody has ever bought any kind of G for efficiency. 

It would seem, thankfully, that the Slate Grey Brabus Masterpiece interior seen here isn’t compulsory with an XL 800. But there is more carbon, backlit Brabus scuff plates and Double Cube quilting ‘to ensure optimal climate control of the seats.’ This really is peak Brabus: more of everything all the time. So it’s peak Brabus pricing as well, with an RRP from €630,767 - excluding VAT. So three quarters of a million euros with the vodka and tonic on top, or very nearly £650,000. Yikes. But if it’s a portal axled G63 you’re after, and can go without too much Brabusification, check this out for half the price. The apocalypse won’t know what’s hit it.


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Geoffcapes

Original Poster:

908 posts

177 months

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Bonkers. And Pointless.

That interior is prime John Major.

Noe

83 posts

296 months

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Wonderful!

Water Fairy

6,057 posts

168 months

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Yes please!

The Pistonsdead

5,027 posts

220 months

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So much excess and so much want !!

jhonn

1,619 posts

162 months

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Geoffcapes said:
Bonkers And Pointless.

That interior is prime John Major.
Agree it's bonkers; disagree it's pointless..

For some (myself included) would derive pleasure from just owning and appreciating such a thing. As far as off-roaders go you don't get much more capable and engineered than a triple diff-locked, portal axled V-8.

It will likely never be used anywhere that needs that kind of combined capabilities, however knowing that your vehicle is capable of taking you anywhere that an (as-bought) wheeled SUV type vehicle can go, is a nice place to be.

I'd buy one (as part of a wider collection) if I had serious fk-off kind of money.

WCZ

11,021 posts

207 months

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love it

AKjr

561 posts

24 months

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Completely ridiculous; I love it. cool

J4CKO

43,941 posts

213 months

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Serious off road capability, but has a quilted leather load area ?

Is it maybe more about being a little higher up than any other G Class owners you may meet ?

WPA

11,543 posts

127 months

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Bonkers and wonderful, love it

Magikarp

1,206 posts

61 months

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I hope there are door knockers on the back of the seats. What a greige hell that interior is.

el romeral

1,465 posts

150 months

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What a wonderful thing. Total domination off road and at the school gates.

WestyCarl

3,628 posts

138 months

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I am so conflicted. I really dislike SUV's and the proliferation of them, usually in urban area's, they are mainly pointless and wasteful.

However I so want one of these. biggrin

ManyMotors

867 posts

111 months

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Portal axles just like an International Harvester Farmall B. But still no three-point hitch.

fantheman80

1,877 posts

62 months

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County lines delivery just got a whole lot more capable - "where were going we don't need roads"

Timbo_S2

606 posts

276 months

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Love it. Notice it's done away with the lower bumper the old GSquared used to have?

Needs a better coloured interior. I'll have mine in Orange please.

kingofhearts81

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129 months

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Perfect car for little people with something to prove... Ridiculous.

Drithari

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28 months

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"Nobody ever bought G class for efficiency". Decent joke. Check M539 restorations YT channel, he found an Alpina B12 6.0 with LPG installation.

biggbn

26,567 posts

233 months

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Oh yes please, bloody brilliant...

biggbn

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kingofhearts81 said:
Perfect car for little people with something to prove... Ridiculous.
Perfect post for those who deal in cliches and don't understand everyone is different

NGK210

3,771 posts

158 months

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As depicted - yuck.
But with silver wheels, metallic olive green, no carbon tat nor crap on the bonnet, with tobacco-hued seats a la W100 600, see below, then it’d be useful for getting home from the pub without using public roads.