Catastrophe

[DickyC]

We've run out of Frank's.

We have Tobasco, but I need Frank's.

[fttm]

We've run out of Guinness

[zb]

DickyC said:

We've run out of Frank's.

We have Tobasco, but I need Frank's.

Don't panic Pike.

It's easy enough to rustle up, you just need; vinegar, cayenne pepper, vinegar, salt, vinegar, garlic powder, vinegar, paprika, vinegar, acetic acid, vinegar, essence of vinegar, vinegar, and dilute with vinegar to taste.

[DickyC]

zb said:

DickyC said:

We've run out of Frank's.

We have Tobasco, but I need Frank's.

Don't panic Pike.

It's easy enough to rustle up, you just need; vinegar, cayenne pepper, vinegar, salt, vinegar, garlic powder, vinegar, paprika, vinegar, acetic acid, vinegar, essence of vinegar, vinegar, and dilute with vinegar to taste.

Thank gawd you're here. The calm voice of vinegar. Reason. Sarsons. One of those.

[DickyC]

fttm said:

We've run out of Guinness

All this evening's catastrophes are food and drink related. Will this last?

[ApOrbital]

Well i don't have long to live if that helps.

[DickyC]

ApOrbital said:

Well i don't have long to live if that helps.

The problem with you talking in code much of the time, ApO, is we don't know when you're serious.

[ApOrbital]

Is cancer good enough ?

[DickyC]

ApOrbital said:

Is cancer good enough ?

[Pit Pony]

ApOrbital said:

Is cancer good enough ?

Not good enough. Bad enough.

[Andeh1]

ApOrbital said:

Is cancer good enough ?

Not sure it contains the right flavourings to replace Frank, but might be worth a shot!!


(sorry)

[seabod91]

Why would you bother with franks whey we can have this.

[DickyC]

seabod91 said:

Why would you bother with franks whey we can have this.

The catastrophe was having nothing but Tobasco.

[tribbles]

zb said:

Don't panic Pike.

It's easy enough to rustle up, you just need; vinegar, cayenne pepper, vinegar, salt, vinegar, garlic powder, vinegar, paprika, vinegar, acetic acid, vinegar, essence of vinegar, vinegar, and dilute with vinegar to taste.

Did you mention the vinegar?

[DickyC]

tribbles said:

zb said:

Don't panic Pike.

It's easy enough to rustle up, you just need; vinegar, cayenne pepper, vinegar, salt, vinegar, garlic powder, vinegar, paprika, vinegar, acetic acid, vinegar, essence of vinegar, vinegar, and dilute with vinegar to taste.

Did you mention the vinegar?

zb is part of the Acetic Movement practicing self-denial of proprietary brands of hot sauce.

[Rollin]

DickyC said:

We've run out of Frank's.

We have Tobasco, but I need Frank's.

Stick some butter and vinegar with the tabasco

[DickyC]

Rollin said:

DickyC said:

We've run out of Frank's.

We have Tobasco, but I need Frank's.

Stick some butter and vinegar with the tabasco

Good tip. Thanks. I'll try that if this calamity ever repeats itself.

[parabolica]

seabod91 said:

Why would you bother with franks whey we can have this.

Why have one when you can have both?

Franks and Cholula are two of mankind’s greatest inventions.

[tribalsurfer]

My go to



Seriously don't get the Frank's thing. As mentioned above way to vinegary.

[Jasandjules]

If it makes you feel any better I've just popped into a little shop that does milkshakes, crushed ice drinks, fudge and cans.

Can I have a milkshake please? No. We've run out.
Ok, can I have a crushed ice melon drink please. No. We've run out.
Ok, can I have a can of coke please? No. We've run out.
Ok, can I have a can of Dr Pepper please? No. We've run out.
We've got Diet Coke though. Yeah, cheers.