Crazy quote for conservatory
Crazy quote for conservatory
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Speed Badger

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3,451 posts

139 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Unless I've gone mental, or that whole world has, we have just been quoted £70,000 by Anglian for a 4m² conservatory, nothing fancy with one brick wall and the rest ordinary windows and a couple of doors.

Is this bonkers or is this what everything costs now? Obviously we will obtain more quotes, for either a small extension, an orangery or conservatory, and we chose conservatory first as we thought it was the cheapest laugh

valiant

13,132 posts

182 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Your mistake was going with Anglian...

Just wait and they'll start reducing it with special offers and 'if you sign today' type discounts.

They're known for massively overpriced stuff so shop around and try and keep it local and stay from the chains for a reasonable quote.

£70k is mental.

CrgT16

2,410 posts

130 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Yes or they will call their manager and he will give you 50% off there and then and you think you got a deal!

They are bad, same goes for Neville Johnson….

ColinM50

2,685 posts

197 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Get more quotes esp from local builders and conservatory companies. Many years ago I sold Anglian windows and conservatories and the salesman has a base price list and everything he adds on is his commission. You're being ripped off. Price for that size would be around £12,500 top price. If salesman wants the sale it'd be £10500

Evanivitch

25,669 posts

144 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Speed Badger said:
Unless I've gone mental, or that whole world has, we have just been quoted £70,000 by Anglian for a 4m² conservatory, nothing fancy with one brick wall and the rest ordinary windows and a couple of doors.

Is this bonkers or is this what everything costs now? Obviously we will obtain more quotes, for either a small extension, an orangery or conservatory, and we chose conservatory first as we thought it was the cheapest laugh
I remember when we were quoted £27k for a porch.

vaud

57,700 posts

177 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Evanivitch said:
I remember when we were quoted £27k for a porch.
They quoted me £10,000 for perch.

trickywoo

13,524 posts

252 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Evanivitch said:
I remember when we were quoted £27k for a porch.
Depends how long ago but I can see that being Ferrari money never mind porch.

speedyman

1,607 posts

256 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Anglian windows quoted me £23k for barge boards and soffits on a 4 bed house. Needless to say they never got the job or even the chance to lower the price. Crazy tactics.

vaud

57,700 posts

177 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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speedyman said:
Anglian windows quoted me £23k for barge boards and soffits on a 4 bed house. Needless to say they never got the job or even the chance to lower the price. Crazy tactics.
WTF!

J6542

3,206 posts

66 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Expect to pay between 20- 30k depending on the exact spec you go for.

Wacky Racer

40,506 posts

269 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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I wanted a uPVC front 5 window bay around 1985.

He came in a sharp suit at 8pm and measured up.

He started off at £1600. (This was 40 years ago)

After two hours, of multiple calls back to his "sales manager" he came back with £350.

I said "I'll ask my wife when she comes back from Bingo at 11:30"

He blew a gasket and stormed out leaving his corner piece sample behind.........hehe

bennno

14,826 posts

291 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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Do you really mean 4m2 - as in 2m x 2m?

We’ve been quoted 27k for a 4.5 x 4m in timberlook windows with an insulated roof.


rossub

5,459 posts

212 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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bennno said:
Do you really mean 4m2 - as in 2m x 2m?

We’ve been quoted 27k for a 4.5 x 4m in timberlook windows with an insulated roof.
That’s what I thought. 4m2 does not a conservatory make….

Bob-iylho

850 posts

128 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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rossub said:
bennno said:
Do you really mean 4m2 - as in 2m x 2m?

We’ve been quoted 27k for a 4.5 x 4m in timberlook windows with an insulated roof.
That’s what I thought. 4m2 does not a conservatory make….
£70000 for a very small greenhouse maybe?

pghstochaj

3,388 posts

141 months

Friday 16th May 2025
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More likely he means 4 metres squared (which is 4 x 4 m) not 4 sq m (which is 4 m2).

It’s a common mistake.

DonkeyApple

66,143 posts

191 months

Saturday 17th May 2025
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Speed Badger said:
Unless I've gone mental, or that whole world has, we have just been quoted £70,000 by Anglian for a 4m² conservatory, nothing fancy with one brick wall and the rest ordinary windows and a couple of doors.

Is this bonkers or is this what everything costs now? Obviously we will obtain more quotes, for either a small extension, an orangery or conservatory, and we chose conservatory first as we thought it was the cheapest laugh
That sounds like the opening number of a grift. It's Trump's 'Art of the Deal' which is basically the ancient grift of smacking in with a big number so the mark then gets excited by the next number because it is smaller plus, they got the discount because they are a champion, a winner, a playa so in their euphoric state of self delusion they willingly commit to being grifted.

Conservatories are quite a bit more expensive these days as they can't just be single glazed frames set on a mud base patio and nailed to the house. You'll have proper ground works etc. But with the 'art of the deal' scrotes you'd generally work on the assumption that halving their first number gives you the point at which they expect to be ripping you off.

I would generally think true cost depends on how easy the groundworks are, whether you're taking out the side of the house or utilising existing door or window spaces and then how fancy the bits of plastic, metal or wood are that hold the glass in place.


The Gauge

6,192 posts

35 months

Saturday 17th May 2025
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ColinM50 said:
Many years ago I sold Anglian windows and conservatories and the salesman has a base price list and everything he adds on is his commission.
Roughly what percentage of customers bought in at the initial inflated price? Surely some would have?

I used to work with a lad who spent a brief time selling double glazed windows many years ago, he told me a trick one salesman did if he felt close to getting the customer to sign a deal was to drop a £5 note on the floor when nobody was looking, then pick it up and hand it to the home owner saying it must be theirs. When they denied it being theirs he insisted it must be, and ensured they kept the money, that way they saw him as an honest person and felt safe putting their trust in him.

Edited by The Gauge on Saturday 17th May 09:31

PhilboSE

5,699 posts

248 months

Saturday 17th May 2025
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Speed Badger said:
Unless I've gone mental, or that whole world has, we have just been quoted £70,000 by Anglian for a 4m² conservatory, nothing fancy with one brick wall and the rest ordinary windows and a couple of doors.
Was this for a third floor flat?

DonkeyApple

66,143 posts

191 months

Saturday 17th May 2025
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The Gauge said:
Roughly what percentage of customers bought in at the initial inflated price? Surely some would have?

I used to work with a lad who spent a brief time selling double glazed windows many years ago, he told me a trick one salesman did if he felt close to getting the customer to sign a deal was to drop a £5 note on the floor when nobody was looking, then pick it up and hand it to the home owner saying it must be theirs. When they denied it being theirs he insisted it must be, and ensured they kept the money, that way they saw him as an honest person and felt safe putting their trust in him.

Edited by The Gauge on Saturday 17th May 09:31
I imagine the flip side being that many instantly claimed it was theirs and thus removed any guilt from the salesman for rinsing them out.

Belle427

11,189 posts

255 months

Saturday 17th May 2025
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The Gauge said:
ColinM50 said:
Many years ago I sold Anglian windows and conservatories and the salesman has a base price list and everything he adds on is his commission.
Roughly what percentage of customers bought in at the initial inflated price? Surely some would have?

I used to work with a lad who spent a brief time selling double glazed windows many years ago, he told me a trick one salesman did if he felt close to getting the customer to sign a deal was to drop a £5 note on the floor when nobody was looking, then pick it up and hand it to the home owner saying it must be theirs. When they denied it being theirs he insisted it must be, and ensured they kept the money, that way they saw him as an honest person and felt safe putting their trust in him.

Edited by The Gauge on Saturday 17th May 09:31
Sorry but what a load of bks. rofl