Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
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Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/22/it-w...
Misses house by 8m.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/22/it-w...
Misses house by 8m.

JoshSm said:
The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.
Target fixation….Batfoy said:
He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?
To be fair, I don't suppose it was one of those long, lazy type of waking moments, just gradually drifting awake, being greeted by the early morning birdsong, slowly weighing the allure of the toasty duvet against that all important need for a freshly ground cup of coffee.No, I'd say it was more becoming violently awake after being jolted out of bed onto the floor, becoming aware of a maelstrom of grinding noise, klaxons and vibration, and realising that you're screaming "What the actual fjørk is fjørking going on?" at the top of your lungs.
Ledaig said:
Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.
I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some
Having been once offered (and stupidly tried) some Norwegian 'moonshine', I suspect other factors might have been at play..... I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some


aeropilot said:
Ledaig said:
Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.
I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some
Having been once offered (and stupidly tried) some Norwegian 'moonshine', I suspect other factors might have been at play..... I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some


eharding said:
Batfoy said:
He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?
To be fair, I don't suppose it was one of those long, lazy type of waking moments, just gradually drifting awake, being greeted by the early morning birdsong, slowly weighing the allure of the toasty duvet against that all important need for a freshly ground cup of coffee.No, I'd say it was more becoming violently awake after being jolted out of bed onto the floor, becoming aware of a maelstrom of grinding noise, klaxons and vibration, and realising that you're screaming "What the actual fjørk is fjørking going on?" at the top of your lungs.
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"An astonished neighbour watched as the ship, which was travelling at about 16 knots (approximately 30km/h), headed straight for the shore into Johan Helberg’s garden, narrowly missing his house.
Helberg, who lives in Byneset, near Trondheim, awoke to his neighbour ringing his doorbell. He looked out of his window to see the ship’s bow.
“I went to the window and was quite astonished to see a big ship,” Helberg told the Guardian. “I had to bend my neck to see the top of it. It was so unreal.”
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So no it wasn't the ship itself, it was his doorbell being rung that woke him.

Alternate view:
JoshSm said:
The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.
A sort of nautical version of 'Leaving the landing light on' 
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