Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
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808 Estate

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2,683 posts

122 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/22/it-w...
Misses house by 8m.

Batfoy

1,996 posts

37 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?

Simpo Two

93,053 posts

296 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Guess that's what happens when you order a cargo ship on Amazon Prime!

JoshSm

5,421 posts

68 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.


Super Sonic

14,760 posts

85 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Shouldn't this be in the 'bad parking' thread?

aeropilot

40,872 posts

258 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Jeez..... eek

Probably quite high on the list of "things you don't expect to see in your garden when you get up in the morning" rofl


normalbloke

8,985 posts

250 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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JoshSm said:
The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.
Target fixation….

eharding

14,648 posts

315 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Batfoy said:
He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?
To be fair, I don't suppose it was one of those long, lazy type of waking moments, just gradually drifting awake, being greeted by the early morning birdsong, slowly weighing the allure of the toasty duvet against that all important need for a freshly ground cup of coffee.

No, I'd say it was more becoming violently awake after being jolted out of bed onto the floor, becoming aware of a maelstrom of grinding noise, klaxons and vibration, and realising that you're screaming "What the actual fjørk is fjørking going on?" at the top of your lungs.



Ledaig

1,810 posts

293 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.

I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some rofl

MitchT

17,159 posts

240 months

Thursday 22nd May 2025
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Last Friday night's drunk eBay purchase turned up.

IanUAE

3,078 posts

195 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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MitchT said:
Last Friday night's drunk eBay purchase turned up.
For one once the TEMU / Ali Express delivery was larger than the size of the item shown online.

aeropilot

40,872 posts

258 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Ledaig said:
Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.

I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some rofl
Having been once offered (and stupidly tried) some Norwegian 'moonshine', I suspect other factors might have been at play..... hehe




5 In a Row

2,620 posts

258 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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aeropilot said:
Ledaig said:
Watched a news report on this earlier. Apparently the ship didn't wake him - he slept through that part, what woke him up was his neighbor ringing his door bell to tell him it was parked there.

I've been accused of being a heavy sleeper, but that's going some rofl
Having been once offered (and stupidly tried) some Norwegian 'moonshine', I suspect other factors might have been at play..... hehe
I suspect that might also apply to those on board the ship!

valiant

14,329 posts

191 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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He asked his wife for a tug and she got the wrong end of the stick...

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

80 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Simpo Two said:
Guess that's what happens when you order a cargo ship on Amazon Prime!
Imagine how big the oversized box would be for that.

Wheel Turned Out

2,433 posts

69 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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eharding said:
Batfoy said:
He woke up to that? What did the ship do, sneak up on him?
To be fair, I don't suppose it was one of those long, lazy type of waking moments, just gradually drifting awake, being greeted by the early morning birdsong, slowly weighing the allure of the toasty duvet against that all important need for a freshly ground cup of coffee.

No, I'd say it was more becoming violently awake after being jolted out of bed onto the floor, becoming aware of a maelstrom of grinding noise, klaxons and vibration, and realising that you're screaming "What the actual fjørk is fjørking going on?" at the top of your lungs.
From the article:
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"An astonished neighbour watched as the ship, which was travelling at about 16 knots (approximately 30km/h), headed straight for the shore into Johan Helberg’s garden, narrowly missing his house.

Helberg, who lives in Byneset, near Trondheim, awoke to his neighbour ringing his doorbell. He looked out of his window to see the ship’s bow.

“I went to the window and was quite astonished to see a big ship,” Helberg told the Guardian. “I had to bend my neck to see the top of it. It was so unreal.”
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So no it wasn't the ship itself, it was his doorbell being rung that woke him. hehe

Alternate view:


eccles

14,408 posts

253 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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JoshSm said:
The funny bit to me looking at the wider shot is that not only did they almost ram his house which is most definitely on solid land well out of the way, but the house is the only building visible in the shot so it's almost like they aimed for it on purpose.
A sort of nautical version of 'Leaving the landing light on' biggrin

lyricalgangster

281 posts

176 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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valiant said:
He asked his wife for a tug and she got the wrong end of the stick...
Deserves more recognition!

Stick Legs

9,047 posts

196 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Another feeder containership involved in an apparent 'person asleep is the the only logical answer for this' situation in a 6 month period.

Manning levels and works load are concerning on these ships, always have been.

essayer

10,410 posts

225 months

Friday 23rd May 2025
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Is this what happens if you trade commodities without really understanding them