Truffles!

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DonkeyApple

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61,997 posts

183 months

Sunday 1st June
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Dog has started bringing truffles into the house. It's either robbing the shop down the road in town or has found them in the garden. Either way, it's not talking.

Whats a truffle dog worth and do you think the children would expect a share of the profits? smile

Mobile Chicane

21,479 posts

226 months

Sunday 1st June
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Truffles? Really?

Show me.

Baroque attacks

5,658 posts

200 months

Sunday 1st June
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£5 says it’s bringing in sheep turds biggrin

Bill

55,591 posts

269 months

Sunday 1st June
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Baroque attacks said:
£5 says it s bringing in sheep turds biggrin
Wonderful grated over buttery pasta! hehe

tgr

1,180 posts

185 months

Sunday 1st June
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presumably brown ones.

assming he dug them up fresh, they're worth a fair bit - but unless there are loads I would just consume myself and be grateful

biggiles

1,917 posts

239 months

Sunday 1st June
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It takes a lot of training (and the right breeds) to actually find truffles, and a whole lot more for the dog not to just gobble them up.

Your dog might have some pretty rare skills, perhaps worth doing some formal training?

DonkeyApple

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61,997 posts

183 months

Sunday 1st June
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biggiles said:
It takes a lot of training (and the right breeds) to actually find truffles, and a whole lot more for the dog not to just gobble them up.

Your dog might have some pretty rare skills, perhaps worth doing some formal training?


This is what is left of the most recent one. It was round when I took it off the dog and lobbed it into the undergrowth only for her to run off and return with it. The half is what I rescued as I wanted to look at what she's been able to find in the shrubbery in an instant. The wife then mentioned that he dog had found a couple of the same things earlier in the week and eaten them.

We're north Cotswolds and I didn't think we had summer truffles here but it certainly smells extremely truffley.

As for a special breed, she's a parsons russell/working cocker mutt in training as a gun dog, although I suspect I'm going to have to start shooting quail or teach her to race F1 as she's not very big. biggrin

bobtail4x4

3,989 posts

123 months

Sunday 1st June
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our parsons jack would retrieve duck,
as long as the water wasnt above the top of his legs

he decided one day he was better employed as a pointer,

DonkeyApple

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61,997 posts

183 months

Sunday 1st June
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bobtail4x4 said:
our parsons jack would retrieve duck,
as long as the water wasnt above the top of his legs

he decided one day he was better employed as a pointer,
Sounds sensible. Promoted himself to management. Who wouldn't favour pointing at things and letting someone else stick their tackle into a freezing lake. smile

Digger

15,559 posts

205 months

Sunday 1st June
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DonkeyApple said:
How on earth did you manage to screw up taking such a simple photo?!

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thebraketester

14,980 posts

152 months

Sunday 1st June
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Digger said:
DonkeyApple said:
How on earth did you manage to screw up taking such a simple photo?!

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He’s taken a photo of a truffle with a potato.

Simpo Two

88,788 posts

279 months

Sunday 1st June
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DonkeyApple said:
Dog has started bringing truffles into the house. It's either robbing the shop down the road in town or has found them in the garden. Either way, it's not talking.

Whats a truffle dog worth...
I note you want to sell the dog not the truffles...!

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/training/truffle...

DonkeyApple

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61,997 posts

183 months

Monday 2nd June
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thebraketester said:
Digger said:
DonkeyApple said:
How on earth did you manage to screw up taking such a simple photo?!

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He s taken a photo of a truffle with a potato.
smile

Camera simply wouldn't focus and there is a point where one recognises the picture being taken isn't worth an enormous amount of effort.

DonkeyApple

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183 months

Monday 2nd June
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Simpo Two said:
I note you want to sell the dog not the truffles...!

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/training/truffle...
There's no money in hunting for truffles but there is money in selling to people who don't realise there's no money in random truffle hunting. biggrin


bobtail4x4

3,989 posts

123 months

Monday 2nd June
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DonkeyApple said:
bobtail4x4 said:
our parsons jack would retrieve duck,
as long as the water wasnt above the top of his legs

he decided one day he was better employed as a pointer,
Sounds sensible. Promoted himself to management. Who wouldn't favour pointing at things and letting someone else stick their tackle into a freezing lake. smile
he would point a rabbit in a bush, wait for the spaniel to flush it, he would catch it and hold it until his mate ( the spaniel) came to take it off him,

it must have made some sense in his mind,

DonkeyApple

Original Poster:

61,997 posts

183 months

Monday 2nd June
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bobtail4x4 said:
DonkeyApple said:
bobtail4x4 said:
our parsons jack would retrieve duck,
as long as the water wasnt above the top of his legs

he decided one day he was better employed as a pointer,
Sounds sensible. Promoted himself to management. Who wouldn't favour pointing at things and letting someone else stick their tackle into a freezing lake. smile
he would point a rabbit in a bush, wait for the spaniel to flush it, he would catch it and hold it until his mate ( the spaniel) came to take it off him,

it must have made some sense in his mind,
Well mine brought me a poor blackbird this morning. Not the most enjoyable way to start the day, having to euthanise one of our residents. frown

DonkeyApple

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183 months



Another truffle brought in. Couldn't find David Bailey's number so apologies for the picture quality. smile

Digger

15,559 posts

205 months

At least you got the bugger in focus.

Must have been luck biggrin

soad

33,850 posts

190 months

At least it’s not a Pig (Nicolas Cage film).

Simpo Two

88,788 posts

279 months

DonkeyApple said:
Simpo Two said:
I note you want to sell the dog not the truffles...!

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/training/truffle...
There's no money in hunting for truffles but there is money in selling to people who don't realise there's no money in random truffle hunting. biggrin
Ah yes I see, like selling spades in the gold rush...!