Crayfish assault charge... warning JSO content
Crayfish assault charge... warning JSO content
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Vanden Saab

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17,353 posts

97 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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One of our local 'activists' is in trouble.




https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/25267683.woman-a...

BikeBikeBIke

13,556 posts

138 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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A comma or semicolon would change the nature of these charges significantly. smile

sugerbear

6,324 posts

181 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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She sounds incredibly shellfish

Lotobear

8,663 posts

151 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Doubtless done in order to send out a signal

dandarez

13,895 posts

306 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Lotobear said:
Doubtless done in order to send out a signal
I see what you did there. clap

Diderot

9,264 posts

215 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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She lost her tempura and battered a crayfish.

Super Sonic

12,319 posts

77 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Bail conditions state she's not allowed to enter the old fish market. Is it because she harbours a grudge?

Lotobear

8,663 posts

151 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Super Sonic said:
Bail conditions state she's not allowed to enter the old fish market. Is it because she harbours a grudge?
I expect she will claw her way back somehow

eldar

24,895 posts

219 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Super Sonic said:
Bail conditions state she's not allowed to enter the old fish market. Is it because she harbours a grudge?
That'll put her in her plaice.

king arthur

7,681 posts

284 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Character witnesses said they didn't believe she could be guilty, she wouldn't hurt a sole.

anonymous-user

77 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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straight to Belmarsh Battery

ATG

23,035 posts

295 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Turbot for the plaice of cod ...

Super Sonic

12,319 posts

77 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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She may be a 'friend of the earth' but she's anenome of the sea.

Carl_VivaEspana

15,831 posts

285 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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It kicked off because the Catfish was revelased to be a suspected (and notorious) local Grouper at the local Guppy wine bar.

Portofino

5,166 posts

214 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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She must have some mussels.

Super Sonic

12,319 posts

77 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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These things should be clammed down on.

Super Sonic

12,319 posts

77 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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She haddock coming.

Byker28i

84,519 posts

240 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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ATG said:
Turbot for the plaice of cod ...
clap

Lotobear

8,663 posts

151 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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The skate of it.

Dan_1981

17,967 posts

222 months

Monday 30th June 2025
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Super Sonic said:
She may be a 'friend of the earth' but she's anenome of the sea.
Yes! A thousand times yes!