Crayfish assault charge... warning JSO content.

[Vanden Saab]

One of our local 'activists' is in trouble.




https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/25267683.woman-a...

[BikeBikeBIke]

A comma or semicolon would change the nature of these charges significantly.

[sugerbear]

She sounds incredibly shellfish

[Lotobear]

Doubtless done in order to send out a signal

[dandarez]

Lotobear said:

Doubtless done in order to send out a signal

I see what you did there.

[Diderot]

She lost her tempura and battered a crayfish.

[Super Sonic]

Bail conditions state she's not allowed to enter the old fish market. Is it because she harbours a grudge?

[Lotobear]

Super Sonic said:

Bail conditions state she's not allowed to enter the old fish market. Is it because she harbours a grudge?

I expect she will claw her way back somehow

[eldar]

Super Sonic said:

Bail conditions state she's not allowed to enter the old fish market. Is it because she harbours a grudge?

That'll put her in her plaice.

[king arthur]

Character witnesses said they didn't believe she could be guilty, she wouldn't hurt a sole.

[Bo_apex]

straight to Belmarsh Battery

[ATG]

Turbot for the plaice of cod ...

[Super Sonic]

She may be a 'friend of the earth' but she's anenome of the sea.

[Carl_VivaEspana]

It kicked off because the Catfish was revelased to be a suspected (and notorious) local Grouper at the local Guppy wine bar.

[Portofino]

She must have some mussels.

[Super Sonic]

These things should be clammed down on.

[Super Sonic]

She haddock coming.

[Byker28i]

ATG said:

Turbot for the plaice of cod ...

[Lotobear]

The skate of it.

[Dan_1981]

Super Sonic said:

She may be a 'friend of the earth' but she's anenome of the sea.

Yes! A thousand times yes!