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shed driving

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56 posts

6 months

Friday 18th July
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FWIW

3,604 posts

117 months

Friday 18th July
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How does this ‘intimidation’ manifest itself?
I find that quite bizarre.

Electronicpants

2,998 posts

208 months

Friday 18th July
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shed driving said:
I've abstained from shaving for a while and I've acquired a beard which I've not trimmed this year. The result is a big red beard which is circa 5 inches long; probably a bit too long but it's thick and majestic and I'm very proud of it. On the other hand I notice it intimidates other men which makes me cringe slightly, but I think the girls like it so I'm keeping it.

Views and opinion? Beards.
Dominating the space with your face.

Riley Blue

22,778 posts

246 months

Friday 18th July
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Apparently it's true: beards do intimidate other men though in 60 years of living with mine I've never found it an issue.

Jamescrs

5,666 posts

85 months

Friday 18th July
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Electronicpants said:
Dominating the space with your face.
This comment is worthy of recognition, well done Sir!

This thread though is the most bizarre thing I've seen in a good while, and that's saying something. How is your beard intimidating other men OP? Please post a picture of this most intimidating beard!

MDMA .

9,931 posts

121 months

Friday 18th July
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shed driving said:
I've abstained from shaving for a while and I've acquired a beard which I've not trimmed this year. The result is a big red beard which is circa 5 inches long; probably a bit too long but it's thick and majestic and I'm very proud of it. On the other hand I notice it intimidates other men which makes me cringe slightly, but I think the girls like it so I'm keeping it.

Views and opinion? Beards.
This is the problem being an Alpha male. The Beta’s are going to hate on you. smile

InitialDave

14,120 posts

139 months

Friday 18th July
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Are you one of those people who turns from Tormund Giantsbane into Ed Sheeran if you shave?

Linksmas

3,146 posts

235 months

Friday 18th July
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How strange. I have a beard, I didn't grow it for other men to submit to me.

Your mum likes it though.

Lo-Fi

1,253 posts

90 months

Friday 18th July
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Jamescrs said:
Electronicpants said:
Dominating the space with your face.
This comment is worthy of recognition, well done Sir!

This thread though is the most bizarre thing I've seen in a good while, and that's saying something. How is your beard intimidating other men OP? Please post a picture of this most intimidating beard!
No pictures needed! Just imagine people (other men/cyclists) jumping in the canal to clear the "toe" path.

toasty

8,137 posts

240 months

Friday 18th July
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Stubble - fine
Goatee - meh
Short beard - OK
Bushy beard - scruffy
Long beard - nope, unless you're a wizard and it's white.
Plaited, waxed or coloured beard - WTF is wrong with you? hehe

Any more than 3 days stubble gets uncomfortable for me. I've gone 3 weeks of near torture and it looked awful. Shave every 2-3 days works for me.

vixen1700

27,221 posts

290 months

Friday 18th July
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I have a Goatee that I prefer to keep trimmed. When it grows out, it starts to make me look like a vagrant.

I don't think it intimidates anybody. smile

MDMA .

9,931 posts

121 months

Friday 18th July
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vixen1700 said:
I have a Goatee that I prefer to keep trimmed. When it grows out, it starts to make me look like a vagrant.

I don't think it intimidates anybody. smile

vixen1700

27,221 posts

290 months

Friday 18th July
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hehe

pidsy

8,531 posts

177 months

Friday 18th July
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I’ve been Doninating the space with my face for 14 years.

You get used to the power you have eventually.

biglaugh

anonymous-user

74 months

Friday 18th July
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Prefer mine to be platted ...


BoRED S2upid

20,883 posts

260 months

Friday 18th July
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My view - my kids love playing “beards” so don’t be too offended if kids start playing it when they see yours.

MDMA .

9,931 posts

121 months

Friday 18th July
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pidsy said:
I ve been Doninating the space with my face for 14 years.

You get used to the power you have eventually.

biglaugh

Zetec-S

6,562 posts

113 months

Friday 18th July
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InitialDave said:
Are you one of those people who turns from Tormund Giantsbane into Ed Sheeran if you shave?
hehe

Faust66

2,335 posts

185 months

Friday 18th July
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Linksmas said:
How strange. I have a beard, I didn't grow it for other men to submit to me.

Your mum likes it though.
Lord Flashheart said:
Thanks bridesmaid, like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to!
hehe

I have a beard: long goatee (I was trying to get it a foot long, sadly growth seems to have stalled at 8 inches or so. Such is life. (No knob gags please)).

Grew it because I wanted to. I Can't say if it intimidates other men or not, or if random women like it or not as I really don't care.

(My missus likes it, so no worries on that front)



Odd thread. But it is Friday, so what the hell?


Chunkymonkey_71

13,133 posts

218 months

Friday 18th July
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It's not even lunchtime yet and I strongly suspect that 'men are intimidated by beards' will remain the single most tttish thing I'll read all day..