Help me write a pub quiz round

[Output Flange]

I'm writing a round for a pub quiz which is all about badly-described animals.

For instance, a waterproof chicken with a cazoo = a duck.

Have you got any gems that'd fit into this category? Prizes for the best ones, obvs.

[StevieBee]

A horse drawn by a committee: A Camel

Furry Mallard: Duckbill Platypus

Small informer: Mole

[RizzoTheRat]

Camel Leopard - the historical name for a Giraffe, the species is Giraffa camelopardalis

[Voldemort]

Armoured assault Unicorn - Hippopotamus

[Lo-Fi]

Voldemort said:

Armoured assault Unicorn - Hippopotamus

Wouldn't that be a rhino?

[thetapeworm]

Some might not be 100% appropriate in a more modern settings but Bob Fossil from the Mighty Boosh may be a source of inspiration for some of this...

https://chimericallyblog.wordpress.com/2016/07/04/...



Slow Mover, Old Green Fart (Tortoise)

Hairy Orange Man from Tree Town (Orangutang)

Horny Grey Mud Man (Rhino)

Hairy Pocket Man (Kangaroo)

The windy man, the long mover (Snake)

The black and white Chinese men that eat sticks (Panda)

The Grey Leg Face Man! (Elephant)

The Naked Little Squashed Up Hairy Boy (Gorilla)

The Brown Little Hand Feet Man! (also Gorilla)

The Zoom Zoom Guy (Cheetah)

Mr Nose Licker (Ant Eater)

Edited by thetapeworm on Tuesday 5th August 12:15

[williamp]

Got to be car relsted..

Used to be a Standard Swallow... Jaguar

[Voldemort]

Lo-Fi said:

Voldemort said:

Armoured assault Unicorn - Hippopotamus

Wouldn't that be a rhino?

Yes. Brain fart.

[Chunkymonkey_71]

Korean delicacy

(dog?)

[oddball1313]

Crunchy on the outside, squidgy in the middle
Armadillo

[Tango13]

Rat with wings ~ Pigeon

Tree rat ~ Squirrel

[Magnum 475]

Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Tango13 said:

Tree rat ~ Squirrel

I thought a squirrel was a rat with a great PR team.

[Warhavernet]

Not really what you're looking for but some brawsome Scottish animals.

Cuddie
Puddock
Hoolet
Bubblyjock
Foggie Bummer
Grumphie

[sc0tt]

1. Soggy honk potato = Seal
2. Accordion tube with teeth = Crocodile
3. Formal lizard in a tuxedo = Penguin
4. BDSM worm = Snake
5. Angry spaghetti with legs = Tarantula
6. Satan’s bagpipes = Goose
7. Stabby land narwhal = Rhinoceros
8. Anxious trumpet horse = Elephant
9. Overcaffeinated trash panda = Raccoon
10. Underwater horse ghost = Seahorse

[EmailAddress]

Ring Fighter - Boxer
Found Nemo - Dory
Joker of the Sea - Clown Fish
Chris Waddle - Mullet
Christmas Dinner - Turkey
Aussie Idiot - Drongo

[IanUAE]

As used by James May and Richard Hammond: Jeremy Clackson > Orangutan.

[S2r]

Spicy noodle - snake